Gossip Girl Caption Contest 97
Welcome to the 97th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!
Your Caption Contest winner this week is Ain't Born Typical. Congrats!
The winning entry appears below the photo. Scroll down the page for the full list of entries submitted this week. Honorable mentions go out to Blair215, j21 and pty.
Thanks to all for playing and good luck next time!

Nate: Guys, I have good news and bad news. Good news: you no longer have to role play as not even that can make your relationship any more exciting. Bad news: our threesome's been canceled.
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Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.




Rank: Leading Character
April 9th, 2010 3:14 AM
N: i know you're in a rut, so dan i'll be happy to role play Vanessa for you.
D: no, no, no, really i'm fine.
N: Serena?
D: . . .
V: Dan!
April 8th, 2010 3:36 AM
Nate (singsong): I'm feeling an outer boroughs threesome! V's in, so Dan, you up for it, or am I calling Jenny?
Rank: Extra
April 7th, 2010 9:39 PM
Nate: That's what she said.
Rank: Extra
April 7th, 2010 7:50 PM
Dan- Nate? What are you doing here?
Nate- I just came to hang out with Vanessa. You don't mind leaving, do you?
Dan- You do realize she's my girlfriend, right?
Nate- Yeah, but I'm just trying to keep my options open in case me and the tall, blond one don't work out.
Dan- I still don't feel comfortable with this.
Nate- Oh come on, it's not like you guys are Chuck and Blair, you won't last forever.
April 7th, 2010 3:24 PM
Nate: Dan...
Dan: yeah? Ohh, sorry man...i can't help myself, the man bangs get me everytime!
Nate: I'll let it slide this time
Dan: Thanks man, your the best...
Vanessa: Umm, Dan...I don't read ur lame ass poetry for you to flirt with my ex.
Dan: Oh, Vanessa...I forgot you were there
April 7th, 2010 6:32 AM
V and I were just meant to be...I'm sorry Dan, it's over.
Rank: Guest Star
April 7th, 2010 5:07 AM
Vanessa: when i asked nate to be in our threesome i kinda thought this time it would be two guys fighting for my attention but now it seems like me and nate trying to get dan- again!
Rank: Leading Character
April 7th, 2010 4:56 AM
D: vanessa, three's a crowd
V: fine, i'll go.*turns to leave*
N: good. serena will be here soon.
V: HEY! but you just said. . .
D: jeez Nate, you're supposed to wait til AFTER she leaves
April 6th, 2010 7:45 PM
Nate: Hey um next time you guys are feeling a little um spontanious in the bedroom...you guys can give me a call.
April 6th, 2010 12:13 PM
Nate: Wow, V, that's amazing! How on earth did you finally get him to sleep with you?
Vanessa: By slipping him the same stuff I once gave you.