Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"

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Welcome to TV Fanatic's Gossip Girl Round Table, where our staffers have gathered to review "The Unblairable Lightness of Being" and preview developments to come.

DANdy, Gossip Guy and Mister Meester take on last night's top quotes, whether Chuck should be forgiven, Jenny's shadiness, Dorota's wedding and much more here:

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1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote last night?

DANdy: Elliot is "tight" with Dorota because they "talked about The Vampire Diaries in the elevator on Friday?" That's amazing and hilarious. I'll forgive the blatant CW plug because the show in question is so darn good.

Gossip Guy: With out a doubt Chuck for calling out Serenate's biggest problem, "whose hair is more shiny?" I have got to find out whatever product those two are using.

Mister Meester: Tie: 1. Jenny "I hate to be the one to tell you, but Serena left with Carter." Yeah, I'm sure you really hate that, you conniving little ... 2. Eleanor's name-dropping of Bing. LOL. There's no way Eleanor Waldorf knows what the eff Bing even is, let alone uses it to look up wedding venues ... or says it OUT LOUD.

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2. Should Blair have forgiven Chuck?

DANdy: Yes. She's denying who she is, don't you think? There's no proper definition of a healthy relationship, so while Dorota and Vanya may have something special, so do Blair and Chuck. Just B yourself, B. Stop pretending.

Gossip Guy: Absolutely, because as Blair said, it was just as much her fault. I don't care if Chuck was trying to trick Blair into sleeping with Jack... she said decided to go ahead with it before she even knew. Gross. The better question is, should Chuck have forgiven Blair? Either way, in order to keep the millions of Chair fans out there from revolting, I'll go with yes.

Mister Meester: Chuck's kidding himself if he thinks Blair going up there willingly absolves him of responsibility. He said it himself: He made the deal. Whether Blair ever forgives him is unclear, but as a wise man once said, proof that he is sorry will not come in the form of words, but in the form of actions, over time. Let's just hope Chuck doesn't nail 15 cocktail waitresses too.

3. Shadiest character of the night: Carter, Jenny or Lily?

DANdy: Jenny is acting shadier than the apparatus that covers a lamp's light bulb.

Gossip Guy: Impressively enough, I'm going to give it to the character who never even appeared on screen: Lily Humphrey. Or is it Van Der Woodsen? Bass? Rhodes? Hochberger? Much like Rufus, we're having a tough time keeping up with this shady character.

Mister Meester: Carter should have told Serena what he knew right off the bat, and when is Jenny not asking for trouble these days? Still, I'm giving this one to Lily. She is married to Rufus. She lies constantly. There is no upside anymore.

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Dorota and Vanya tie the knot.

4. Basing an episode around Dorota's wedding: Cute or boring?

DANdy: Cute! They could base an entire series around Dorota and I'd be excited. Possible titles for it: Dorota the Explorer; Vanya? I Hardly Know Ya!; and Maid in Queens.

Gossip Guy: I've been a big Dorota fan, but this is getting ridiculous. Giving a minor supporting character the primary story line? At least the writers found a way to nicely integrate Chair's story into it. Plus, any excuse to bring back Cyrus and get him so excited was okay with me. So boring, yet salvaged by a talented writing staff.

Mister Meester: I can do without some of the lines that feel like Borat quotes, but Vanya and Dorota are pretty much the cutest ever, and the episode did tie into the other characters' story lines fairly well, so it didn't feel too gimmicky to me.

5. Who would you rather see hook up, Nate and Jenny or Dan and Blair?

DANdy: I'm sorry. Can you give me a few minutes to answer? I need to go wash the vomit out of my mouth at the idea of Nate and Jenny hooking up.

Gossip Guy: Is there an option C, none of the above? I love Chair and Serenate is simply too good looking to mess with. But if you're holding me at gunpoint, I'll go with Dair. I'm not sure why, but there'd be something hot about these two frenemies getting together ... Jenny is much too young to keep being statutory raped by these older gentlemen.

Mister Meester: Jenny and Nate. Not because I think there's some great chemistry there, but because I want to see some serious $h!t go down before the end of this season. If those two characters started full-on hooking up, I think we'd be in store for that.

What do you think? Sound off in the comments!

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Lovechairforever97

I love Chair together, but i think it would be awesome if Dair had a one-night-stand kinda thing. Plus that would kill Vanessa, which would make Blair happy:)

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I hate jenny soooo much! I want someone to stab her! Serenate is forever! As is Chair! I am a big fan of Danessa as well since that's the way it always was in the books. But Dair might be a good change of pace as long as everyone gets back to their rightful other halves. Jenny needs to go do drugs and have sex with Damien or something. She just needs to stay away from the couples that I know and love :)

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oh wait...yes it does DARN! it doesnt have vanessa in it...i thought they had switched places oh well i dont like vanessa either...haha

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okay so i know this has nothing to do with the actual questions and info but...i actually really love how in the gossip girl round table poster at the top has no Jenny in it. it makes my day b/c i hate jenny. soooo much. cant wait till she gets killed off the show!

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oh please jenny and vanessa kick of show. dan is boring now with vanessa but i love him very much in season 1/2 with serana.

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Anything but dair, please

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really, I still wonder did Chuck hook up with that hooker in the wedding party?! If yes, then Chuck's character is so weak and he does not deserve Blair's love at all! Not that Blair is any better but at least she is pure in her love towards him.

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Hate all the above choices. Leave the couples as are. SERENATE!

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vanessa u need to keep track of ur boyfriend, before he ruins the show! sry dan but blair can never be good with u, no matter wat it will always be chuck so u can just go through the same things tht nate went through. Chair4ever!!

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if dan and blair were to ever hook up i woukd cry so hard.they would be horrible together, i'd rather jenny and nate than blair and dan, plus i can see them having more of a sister/brother relationship and nothing more. plz writers do not get them together, ill watch the show of course but ill puke everytime i see them together. CHAIR for ever!!!

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Dorota's family. She practically raised Blair!

Cyrus

Blair: [to Chuck] I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 18 Music

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Midnighter Midnighter The Champs iTunes
Song Full Moon Kiss Santina
The-sound The Sound Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson iTunes
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