Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 211

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Welcome to our 211th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest.

As always, reading your Caption Contest entries is a treat. This week's winner is McDreamy's Susan. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo.

We're suckers for Valentine's Day quotes, we admit. Honorable mentions go to greyslover, alyssasag and ella. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Three Hunks

Owen: "And then the waitress says, I swear, the chef's special is something called 'Dirty Lying Pig' and it's where they use the testicles and cold little heart to make a fancy dish out of it..."
Derek: "I've been there and done that, my friend!"
Mark: (thoughts) "I have no idea what they're talking about, but I'm glad I don't have to worry about that!"

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Emilielovesmerder

*Correction* Mark: Dude i've really got to pee but I fractured my penis and it hurts!
Owen: Not again!
Derek: oh brother I have an idea Mark, use Owens ball
Owen: What! fine go ahead
Mark: oh dude thank you I really needed it
Owen and Derek: Sick!

Emilielovesmerder

Mark: Dude i've really got to pee but I fractured my penis and it hurts!
Owen: Not again who did it this time
Derek: oh brother i have an idea Mark, use Owens ball
Owen: What! fine go ahead
Mark: oh dude thank you I really needed it
Owen and Derek: Sick

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josefines and greysfan101 are really good!!!

Mcsammi

Mark: *laughing* You got married on a post-it!
all laughing
Derek: I got married on a post-it, I did, I did
Mark: And Izzie got cancer! WHAT!?
all laughing
Owen: O, *laughing* O'Malley got hit by a bus!
all laughing
Derek: And I'm *laughing* I'm gonna get shot!
all laughing

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Mark: Best places to do the 'nasty nasty' in the hospital? Owen: The on call room is Ok, but I like the boiler room. Mark: Stock room cupboards. Oh and I hear conference rooms are also have their fans too Derek: I'm the chief and no comment

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Mark: Derek, Owen and I have been asked on behalf of all the surgical staff to ask you to buy new beds for the on-call room. You can't have staff with back problems operating on patients. Derek: You want me to have to fill in more paper work so that your recreation time is more comfortable? Tha's not I became chief for!

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My entry should read Owen: So Mark, you slept with Derek's ex wife? Mark: Yes. But Derek has asked me to sleep with Cristina so he could get a good night's sleep. Derek: Well I couldn't sleep because of all her phone calls, and Cristina keeps appearing when Meredith and I are in bed too. Mark: A three.... Owen: I really don't know who to chuck this ball at first, but I've a really good aim

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Owen: So Mark, you slept with Derek's ex wife? Mark: Yes. But Derek has asked me to sleep with Cristina so he could get a good night's sleep. Derek: Well I couldn't sleep because of all her phone call, and Cristina keeps appearing when Meredith and I are in bed too. Mark: A three.... Owen: I really don't know who to chuck this ball at first, but I've a really good aim

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God most of these suck so bad, why are none of you people funny.

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Owen: Christina doesn't get it. I love her.
Derek: Write it on a post-it.
Owen: Teddy doesn't get it either. I love Christina.
Derek: Write it on a post-it.
Mark: Lexie doesn't get it. I want to be her husband.
Derek: Write it on a post-it.
Derek: Meredith doesn't get it either. I want kids, now.
Owen/Mark: Write it on a post-it.

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.