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May 29th, 2010 11:58 AM
Owen: I had such a weird dream. I get shot today. Derek, you too.
Mark: I think you need to see your shrunk again.
Derek: Next you tell me Meredith is pregnant.
Rank: Guest Star
May 29th, 2010 11:39 AM
Owen: You seriously did that?
Mark: It was awesome! She looked so pissed, man!
Derek: Yeah, putting Bailey's scrubs in the top cabinet is one of my greater pranks. She tried to reach them for an hour!
Rank: Guest Star
May 29th, 2010 11:08 AM
Owen: So if both of you eat this apple you will have the best hair until you die
Mark: hmmmm a magical apple for the hair i'll take it
Derek: Go ahead you take it I already have perfect hair and how do we know your not going to poison us
Owen: you don't know (evil laugh)
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May 29th, 2010 10:38 AM
I LOVE this one!!!!
Originally posted by Terry
May 29th, 2010 8:40 AM
Terry Says:
Mark: Yang told you, you got the most beautiful hair in the whole hospital??
Owen: Yes, she said it and I'm sure it's true!
Derek (thinking): Keep on dreaming, Owen...
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May 29th, 2010 9:58 AM
Owen: ..and then i was like what? And she was whaaaat? And i was like whaaaaaat? i mean like say whaaaat right guys?
Mark: dayummm right!
Derek: Mmmm mmm.
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May 29th, 2010 9:05 AM
Owen: Okay so, if I want a McNickname, I have to lean. Like this?
Mark: No.
Derek: Like THIS.
May 29th, 2010 8:40 AM
Mark: Yang told you, you got the most beautiful hair in the whole hospital??
Owen: Yes, she said it and I'm sure it's true!
Derek (thinking): Keep on dreaming, Owen...
May 29th, 2010 7:05 AM
owen : i think ..i'm in love with teddy..
mark and derek : yang is going to kill you man ..!
May 29th, 2010 5:31 AM
Owen: So you both have a thing for the Grey sisters.
Derek: Yeah, I also qualify as being into the Grey half of the twisted sisters too
May 29th, 2010 4:55 AM
Owen: So this ball doesn't actually contain hair product Derek?
May 29th, 2010 4:30 AM
Derek: Mirror mirror on the wall,who's is the McDreamiest one of all?
Mark: OK, in that case. Mirror mirror on the wall who is the McSteamiest one of all?
Owen: Looks like I'm holding the poisoned apple?
May 29th, 2010 4:09 AM
hehehe. love alyssasag. hehehe. funny!!
May 29th, 2010 2:39 AM
Owen: "Ha ha, why do you guys think Cristina is 'dark and twisty'?"
Mark whispers to Derek: "He hasn't met her best friend Meredith, has he?"
Derek: "Owen, there is a reason Meredith and I are bound with only a post-it..."
May 29th, 2010 2:13 AM
i like the one below me ;))
May 29th, 2010 1:59 AM
Mark: Ooh, Hunt's got balls.
Rank: Guest Star
May 29th, 2010 12:32 AM
Mark: *whispers* you tell him
Derek: no you tell him
Owen: tell me what?
Mark: Fine, we cant take you seriously with you squeezing that ball like that
* note on my last one, it kinda almost looks like an apple... use your imagination! :D
May 28th, 2010 11:49 PM
OWEN: This apple is NOT poisounous I swear to goood!
MARK: I don't know you try it first
DERECK: HELLO NO! im too hot to dye! BTW why does the hospital always smell like wet cats?
Rank: Guest Star
May 28th, 2010 11:25 PM
Guys lunch date: $1.00 for an Apple
Girls night out: $15.00 for beer
Being more badass than the men you work with: Priceless
May 28th, 2010 9:42 PM
Owen; "So you're saying that Cristina is going to squeeze my testicles with a vice grip just like this ball?"
Mark: "Yup! Believe me, they all do it!"
Derek: "Speak for yourself! Meredith would never do that to me---why do you think I married her with a post it note?"
Rank: Guest Star
May 28th, 2010 9:02 PM
Owen: See? If you remove the stem it makes it easier to practice kissing.
Mark: I'd rather practice on a woman than a fruit, but very cool.
Derek: Apearantly we're all twelve.
May 28th, 2010 8:04 PM
Derek: "All I'm saying, Hunt, is whoever smelt it, dealt it!"
Owen: "I swear it wasn't me, I SWEAR!"
Mark: "Sure, sure... Whatever!"
May 28th, 2010 7:39 PM
Mark - Teddy and Cristina? Good work man.
Rank: Guest Star
May 28th, 2010 7:15 PM
Owen: ....OOOOHHHH.
Derek: Indeed.
Mark: Okay, let's review #15. (shouts) LEXIE!
Rank: Guest Star
May 28th, 2010 7:14 PM
Mark: Hunt, I think I broke little Sloan today,
Owen: Your daughter called?
Derek: I think he means the other one...
May 28th, 2010 7:00 PM
*cue Broadway music*
Mark: *singing* I'm McSteamy!
Derek: *singing* I'm McDreamy!
Mark & Derek: Together we are McSurgeons!
Owen: What the hell is this?
Derek: Seattle Grace the Musical....
Mark: ....starring Mark and Derek as McSurgeons!
Owen: What about me?