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Owen : When I was young,my hair were red just as this ball!
Mark and Derek : Poor guy!
Mark & Derek: We're getting married!
Owen: I was their match-maker and the only thing I got is this stupid ball matching my hair.
Owen: Cristina told me last night that if I don't break up with Teddy, she would squeeze my balls like this...
Owen: Apparently, this is called a baseball. You throw it, and someone hits it with a bat, and they run around trying to score.
Mark: That is crazy!
Owen: I know! I told Cristina is was an orange. She believes me, too.
Mark: You should see if she'll bite into it!
Owen: Oh, that would be awesome!
Derek: You two have never left this hospital, have you?
Derek - thinking: Oh my god Owen's so Hot, it's so sexy how he's holding the ball, I can't live without him and our ten McBabies
Mark - thinking: This McArmy is stealing my boyfriend... The way he looks at him.. he never looked at me like that. I wanna cry.
Owen - thinking: Can they please decide if they wanna hook up with me or what?
Mark: Christina and Owen sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes....
Mark and Derek: (in unison):then comes a baby in a baby carriage.
Owen: If you don't stop... I'll.. I'll throw a ball in your face.
mark : ON THE GRATE? dude!
derek (thinking): i bet it's not as good as on the kitchen countertop.
Derek and Mark: we're going to marry!!!!!
Owen: are you kidding me?!
Owen: Then you just squeeze it like this
Derek: very interesting
Mark: dude that is sick your going to make me cry
Owen: I know right
Owen: So, you actually stole this ball from peds?
Derek: I know, Arizona never saw it coming.
McSteamy: So if i'm McSteamy and he's McDreamy what are you?
Owen: I'm McChoker because of the whole chocking thing and .............
McDreamy and McSteamy: Right....... (awkward)