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John: So... what you been up to??
Jeremy:Not much. You?
John: Just the same old same old.
Jeremy:Yup...so, how are you taking it?
John: Taking what??
John: WHAT!!!! I'm not dying!!
Jeremy:Dude your sooo dying!!
John: NOOOOOOO!!! They can't, i just died in 24.
Jeremy:Yeah, your dying and thats called denial and karma. Thats what you get for killing my in law!
John: I don't know what you mean???I didn't kill nobody!!!
Jeremy:You killed Anna's mom!! ohh, and Harper! Don't act like you dont know!
John: Cut that out!!!
Jeremy: Cut what out??
John: Quit staring at me!!
Jeremy: I'm not staring!! I have no idea what your talking about??
John: Just because you sleep with a vampire doesn't mean you will be able to do mind compulsion. Trust me, I've tried. (sad face)
Jeremy: Dude, I really don't know what your talking about?
John: I know your type!
Jeremy:What the hell are you talking about??
John: Quit acting, I know what you really are!!
Jeremy:I think vervain kills your brain cells...
Jeremy: So can I have the pleather jacket?
John: Only if you teach me how to pull off the greasy look.
Jeremy: So, uncle john I wanted to say, I had fun with you the other night being kidnapped and beat by vampires and all that stuff. I'm going to miss the good times we had.
John: Miss me? Jer what are you talking about?
Jeremy: Oh I thought you knew! The CW is going to kill you off the show.
John: *sits down* "Ahhh...Jeremy, we need to talk."
Jeremy: *flustered* "Uh..yeah...about what?"
John: "Jeremy I know-"
Jeremy: "MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT A VAMPIRE!"
John: "what?!...I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HAIR!"
Jeremy; *relieved* "Yeah? What about it?"
John: "You look like a douche."
John: You really like this Anna girl huh?
Jeremy: Well...she is a vampire and I'm a Gilbert..so umm yea.
John: (sigh) History repeats itself.
John: Pie ?
Jeremy. I HATE pie. Euurgh. Why does everybody want to ruin my lifeee.
John: i think it's time to have a certain convers-
Jer: it's a little too late for that, plus i have already read the fourth twilight book, trust me i know all about vampire sex.
Jer: that creepy stare you got goin' on over there... NOT OK!
Jo: i'd choose twilight over this anytime...
Jer: Really? i would go with true blood...
Jo: yeah , that Skarsgard-kid is smokin!i would bite that suckezz neck any day!
Jer: oookeej, i'm gonna go now. away from here... anywhere.
Jeremy: Yes.. ?
John: That greasy emo hairstyle is really doing nothing for you.
Jeremy: Man uncle John you are such a douche!
John- I have to tell you something I..
Jeremy- You're gay??!!
John wait.. what???
Jeremy- Cant believe you lied to me..
John: I've never been able to tell anyone else. My secret has remained hidden for years nows. My biggest passion... I love o tapdance.
Jeremy: ... seriously? So the males in the Gilbert family who I'll probably end up like include a failed inventor and a 40 year old billy elliot??? Great.
jer : I don't undertand, could i really be killed off next Thursday?
Not so much a caption as a playscript... Jeremy: My older sister is adopted, but you're her father which makes her my cousin. My aunt is going out with my history teacher who doesn't die, like you. You two have both slept with Isobel who is a vampire, turned by Damon who is the brother of Elena's boyfriend Stefan who is also a vampire. My girlfriend is a vampire, and you killed her mother. John: Well, for many years now I have had a secret love of tapdancing! Jeremy:... seriously? John: I'd suggest we go on US Jeremy Kyle, but a) it's not airing until next year b) we only have one more episode until the season finale in which you might die, and c) they only ever have four chairs out at a time... Jeremy: I might die?
jeremy: what's whith all the leather jackets? it was okay when just damon wore them, but then stefan started wearing them, then elena, then alaric and now you?
john: it's a very long, complicated process....
john: so how 'bout them vampires?
jeremy : "What do you mean there's only one more episode before the summer hiatus? has the cw gone mad?"
Jeremy: so uncle john what did you do this last years?
John: first i joined some terrorists groups and killed some of my partners when i wanted, then i discovered that i didn't get hurt and last year i learned that amazing things can happen in only 24 hours
jeremy: you know you remind me of the guy that appeared on the fist cross over from grey's anatomy to private practice
John- so jeremy wanna go get ice cream?
Jeremy- No i dont want to go for ice cream are you nuts?
John: Jeremy, it's perfectly natural. When a man loves himself...
Jeremy: Woah! I do NOT need THAT talk, I only asked you to put your hands where I could see them!
Jeremy: What?! so the babies don´t come from space?!
Jeremy: What do you mean with, we only have 24 hours?
Jeremy: "You've been kicked to the curb by a rodeo cowboy vampire and a Jazz singer, Uncle John. You've brought shame and disgrace to the Gilbert name and to all vampire slayers."