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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 8

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Oh, no, Jeremy didn't!

According to reader "Beachchickxoxo," Elena's brother crossed the Twilight Saga line one too many times with Damon. As a result of this individual's entry (below the photograph), she's been awarded this week's Caption Contest top prize. Congratulations!

Keep your chin up if you didn't come out on top. There's always next week! A new game starts up each Friday. Play and enjoy!

Angry Jeremy

Damon: Seriously, Jeremy. Compare me to Edward Cullen one more time...see what happens.

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Damon: This was John Varvatos, dude. Dick move!


hey......vampire diaries season finale is still shocked!!!!! katherine is BACK...OMG.


Jeremy: What do u want? Damon: You know damn well what i want! Stephen to himself: Now Damon won't look hotter than me! I'm so evil! I'd better hide somewhere before he figures out my plan. /hides behind the girl with the teddy bear/ Jeremy: I told you already - I didn't take your epilator. Whoever it was he is a sick and twisted old man and I'm not like that! Damon: That's exactlyt how you are! Fine, tell you sister to give me her shaver... NOW! I have a date and he's cute!


JEREMY: I already told you the truth!
JEREMY:Call and ask them!
DAMON:They can't have what i need for my vampire eyes!!
JEREMY:Fine!!!! They do!


jeremy: Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me Stop! Jeremy time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Jeremy Gilbert Bump
Can't touch me! I'm Presidential Jeremy
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped
I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Backbay
It's Jeremy, go Jeremy, MC Jeremy, yo Jeremy
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me! (spoken to Stefan) Except you, you can touch me.


jeremy: i dont like being touched.
damon: oh believe me i don't like touching you.


damon: this is the last time im telling you! you show stefan that tape of me in a tutu and i will rip your throat out!


Damon: You stole my Trix yogurt!
Stefan: Silly human, Trix are for vampires!


damon: how dare u cheat on me just like that little bitch katherine! history does repeat itself d*ckhead!


damon: ur insane...vampires dont turn into bats!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.