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Stefan: I told you, Damon, this is what would happen if you joined the dark side.
Damon: But-but-we have cookies!
Damon: Why are you in here, bro?
Stefan: I heard you were in trouble.
Damon: The real reason?
Stefan: I heard there were cookies down here.
Stefan: Damon! Why are you in here with all these losers?
Damon: Don't want to live anymore...*sniffle*...John stole my favorite teddy bear!
Stefan: Come on, Damon, get out of here!
Damon: Why? I was having fun with my buddy, here. Say hi, Firey!
Gossip Girl: Aww, poor Chuck losing lady B, and maybe his life, Until death do us part, xoxo gossip g- WOAH! wait a sec, am I on the right show?
STEFAN: Damon, you know I Love a good game of Vampire Football: fire edition, but you are heavy! I can't lug you around that much longer!
DAMON: Is that guy dead over there?
STEFAN: Oh my katherine! DAMON! you have man boobs! They are gushy i think you should lay off the fat ones next time!
DAMON: Buu...bloo...soooo. goooogooo!
STEPHAN: What are you on?
Stefan: Come on Damon! The buildings on fire!
Damon: Wait, i found a nickel!
Damon: oh my god im gunna throw up
Stefan: ew looks like you already did over there...
Stefan: Whoa, seriously Damon, lay off the midnight snacking, why don't you. You're like dead weight. Literally.
Damon: Somebody call 911 fire burning down the building WHOA!!!!!
Stefan: Damon shut up and walk!
Damon: And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire, the ring of f..
Damon: Come on, Stefan. I can't do this myself.
Stefan: NO, Damon. Stand. I'm getting you out of here.
Damon: But I wanna play "N-Sync Puppets" now! I'll start. (sings) You may hate me but it ain't no lie, baby. Bye, bye, bye...
Damon, i told you to stop playing with fire, its hazardous you know...
You'll do anything for a hug won't you -- I knew you didn't really hate me.....
Hey Damon, this is not how you use a starting block, let me help you! Leg goes here, arm here...
Damon! Now's not the time to be some drunk sorority chick!
"Hick" I know bro
Stefan: If this magic/dance performance doesn't guarantee us a win in the Mystic Falls Talent Show, then I don't know what will...
No Damon, There wasn't laying 5oo dollars on the ground! Are you still wearing your lenses?? :O
Hotness.. and im not talking about stephen..
"We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot
We're half way there
Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a prayer
We've got to hold on ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got"
Damn Damon. How many times have I told you - tequila is flammable?
I knew we were smokin', but this is ridiculous
Is it hot in here... or is it just us?