Gossip Girl Caption Contest 106

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Welcome to the 106th edition of our weekend Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest winner: Retooser. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to saarele, Beth...X, NYClover and RileyFord.

Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week!

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Dan: So Nate Archibald got arrested for pot possession... why are you smiling?
Vanessa: I knew that stuff I brought back from Haiti was good.

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Dan: look chucks in the paper again ! Says he's been shot?! What's he gonna do next to get some attention?! How can he get away with this???!
Vanessa: he's chuck bass *smiling wildly*

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Dan: Hey! There is a couple needed for a threesome. I think-I think we should go.
Vansessa: I thought that's where were going now?
Dan: No... Just gotta help my dad catch the racoon first.

Sophiebass

Vanessa: So yeahh, PETA have asked me to do the 'I'd rather go naked than wear fur campaign' I'd be great right
Dan: Vanessa i think that'd be crueler to the animals

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@blairwaldorf ♥ nikeisha.. thank you :) xoxo

Meeny

Dan: Edward Cullen sparkles in the sun? who comes up with this sh--
Vanessa: I KNOW, right? totally hot.

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dan: looks like the last 2 things on the college to do list is:
1: find capture and kiss a racoon
2. have sex with a hermaphradite vanessa: done and done. (dan has weird look on his face) duh oliva had a dick how did you NOT notice!? and for #1 i found jenny like that last year....so sad....

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Dan: Dan Humphrey as the worst dressed in the Upper East Side? What? You like my style right?
Vanessa: Yeah of course I do. (laughing)

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Dan: See? I told you. I could totally apply for this male stripper job!
Vanessa: Yeah..Great, Dan.

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Dan: So the only thing left on the list is a threesome. We would have asked you but you haven't washed you're hair in a week so...
Vanessa: Yeah I know, but it works so well for R-Patz!

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Dan: it says here Georgina is going to be a regular next season Vanessa: Dammit, i knew i should of had Dan's baby

Gossip Girl Quotes

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Gossip Girl

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?