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Jenny : and then chuck said, Blair has the best hair. S: haa :| omg! really? that horrible horrible man-whore! N: yeah i am so gonna punch him to death! J: okay guys calm down! he may have only said it to get back with blair... s,N: that was out of the line!...
Serena: "Her hair...?!"
Nate:"It's not shiny!"
Nate: I can not believe you just dissed my hair!
Serena: Wow, Nate. She still hasn't gotten rid of that permanent marker moustache you painted on her face in the 98th caption contest.
Nate: It looks kinda good...
Serena: Yea, it really brings out those raccoon eye circles.
Serena: What is she doing here?
Nate: I just, um...invited her here for a tea party!
Serena: Oh that's great! I love tea parties!
Jenny raises an eyebrow
Serena: You lied to me!
Serena: OMG! Nate, look she's becoming a raccoon!
Nate: Now, where did you get those?
Serena: Stop it! We know that Chuck wears drag only on Fridays.
Jenny: Well, today is Thursday, ha - gotcha bitches.
Serena: Carter, is that you?
Serena: "Did you really do that? Try on my make-up? And my clothes?"
nate! serena! please feed me!
omg... stay still... her hair is growing into snakes... It's Medusa! Run!
Jenny: Nate! Don't Believe her! I'm SERENA! She's lying!
Nate:I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!
SERENA: LOOK AT MY BOOBS AND YOULL KNOW ITS ME!
Nate: "SERENA?!?!? WAIT....Then WHO ARE YOU?
Serena:That's a good question....
Jenny: Well...guys....as you can see...I m a boy.
NATE: Girls! I'm so sorry! Please let it go just this one time?
JENNY: Sorry Nathaniel, But we only where pants on Fridays. Today is Thursay.
SERENA: YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH US!
NATE: Fine. You can WALK HOME BITCHES!
(had to bring up mean girls im sorry)
Gossip Girl: There comes a time when two longtime lovers begin to have problems caused by a third person and that turns into a demented love triangle, and then maybe enter a fourth person into the situation to complicate things once more. What? You think I'm talking about Serena Nate Jenny and Chuck? Haha silly gossipers! I'm talking about Elena Stefan Matt and Damon from Vampire Diaries DUH! Try and keep up!
xoxo gossip girl
Nate: Oh no you didn't!
Jenny: I so totally did.
Nate: If Chuck finds out...*shivers*
Serena: I can't believe you stole Chucks scarf....
*OMGG= Oh my Gossip Girl
*Nate and Serena in shock*
Nate: Seriously, Jenny, how could you.
Serena: Yeah, how could you be so irresponsible. You really done i this time. There's no going back now.
Jenny: Now hold on you guys..
Nate: No Jenny, you just don't mock Chuck's scarf. It's just wrong.
Jenny: No guys, I'm not leaving untill you admit it!
Nate: Just give it up, Jenny.
Serena *a little in shock*: Yeah, were not gonna cross the dark side.
Jenny: But team Edward is so much better than team Jacob!
SERENA: Oh my God Nate! It’s a racoon!!!
NATE: I know, it followed me from Central Park!
SERENA: What do we do?
(Nate and Serena begin slowly backing away)
JENNY: You guys, it’s me Jenny.
NATE: It’s spotted us! Run! Run!
Jenny: Guys, please help...someone has stolen my pants.
Serena: That's just a top? I thought it was a dress.
Jenny: No, Serena. I leave the hooker outfits to you.
Nate: Right...o.k...ummm...I'll check under Chuck's bed...and Serena...you check Agnes's apartment...she likes to steal Jenny's clothes after all.
Serena: Did she just call me a hooker?
Nate: No, of course not. Quick get to Agnes's before she burns the pants. Quick!
Nate: Jenny..is that..makeup remover?!
Nate: Oh my - she's really outdone herself this time
Serena: Um, that's an interesting new look.
Blair: Okay fine, I bough a wig and took some of Jenny's clothes because she is gone and I'm going to dress up as her and make a huge scandal.
S: Nate, why is jenny here?!
N: Serena, calm down, i only called her so she could throw this racoon out of my house, since they look alike, i thought they could relate...
Jenny: Okay, I'll settle this once and for all! I have the best hair!
Nate: Oh my God... she's serious.
J: I'm the ghost of future Christmas