Serena: "Oh my God Jenny, what happened to your left arm?"
Jenny: "A racoon ate it..."
Nate: "Cannibalism?!"
Irvin
June 25th, 2010 6:44 PM
Jenny: I swear you guys I don't stuff my bra!! Serena: There's a kleneex coming out of your dress!
Irvin
June 25th, 2010 6:43 PM
Serena: OMG I'm so going to take a picture of this and send it to Gossip Girl!!
Nate: Jenny, umm ... there's a Kleneex coming out of your bra!!
maggieh10 Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 5:42 PM
Nate: Serena, you look like you've seen a ghost.
Serena: What do you mean? there's a ghost right there!
Nate: No, that's Jenny.
Ain't Born Typical
June 25th, 2010 5:36 PM
Jenny: We are both blond, tall, and beautiful. What is it that Serena has that I don't?
Nate: A mirror
Serena: And eyes
RileyFord Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 5:34 PM
Nate: so i guess the only thing left on the list of things to do in high school is .. the threesome.
Jenny: oh hey guys !
Serena: ....
Casey
June 25th, 2010 5:27 PM
Nate: Jenny! You're a what?!
Jenny: I am...a...lesbian.
Nate: No wonder I never found you attractive.
MissRooobin
June 25th, 2010 5:16 PM
Jenny: Nate, Serena! Uhh.. what are you guys doing... here?
Serena: We?
Nate: What are you doing here?
Jenny: I'm just.. ehh... *pointing* LOOK A RACOON!
Nate and Serena: We already saw you, Jenny.
MissRooobin
June 25th, 2010 5:15 PM
Jenny: Nate, Serena! Uhh.. what are you guys doing... here?
Serena: We?
Nate: What are you doing here?
Jenny: I'm just.. ehh... *pointing* LOOK A RACOON!
Serena and Nate: WHERE?!
MissRooobin
June 25th, 2010 5:11 PM
Serena: Nate, what's a hooker doing here?
Jenny: It's me, Jenny?
Nate: *mumbling* Must have dialed the wrong number...
JZubaran
June 25th, 2010 4:58 PM
N: Serena, I know I might have been having some sex... difficulties, but hiring a slut? Seriously?
GossipGM
June 25th, 2010 4:54 PM
Nate: What do you have on that bag Jenny? Tell us!
Jenny: I stole Dan's journal and I found out he's a vampire!
Serena: OMG! So that's why he has been biting my neck...
Nate: What?
SophieBass Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 4:47 PM
Nate: I she dead ?
Serena: I don't know, she looks really ill though
Jenny: Guys seriously, i just haven't got any make-up on
QueenB4ever
June 25th, 2010 4:35 PM
Serena: How did a friggin' raccoon get inside the penthouse, Nate?
Nate: Dude... I dunno.
valeeee.TVD Rank: Recurring Character
June 25th, 2010 4:30 PM
serena: really cute couple the whore and the classy whore
nate: we weren't doing anything
serena: yes i see, she was about to kiss u, if this means nothing to u, jenny has planned this to get u because she hates me, but everybody hates her...how can u trust her?? she seems like a drunk blond panda
kristen_a Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 4:27 PM
*Humphrey
kristen_a Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 4:27 PM
Nate: I swear, Serena, I have never ordered a hooker.
Serena: Umm... ok. But why is there a racoon in the living room?
Jenny: 2 in 1, courtesy of Humphry&Bass Industries
Kate
June 25th, 2010 4:25 PM
Nate: Jenny how dare you call Serena a slut, she's a call girl now.
theempirestate
June 25th, 2010 4:22 PM
She's a recovering sex addict.
She's a raccoon with an identity crisis.
Both children of divorce. Both struggling to find themselves.
And the topper? They're both in love with the same guy. Who will he choose? Tune in this fall to find out on the all-new original series... Homewreckers.
June 25th, 2010 9:08 PM
Serene: Nate, what is a blonde bombshell doing in ur apartment? oh wait......
Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 8:42 PM
Serena: Nate, don't freak, but there is a freaking raccoon in our living room !
June 25th, 2010 7:50 PM
nate: she can't be here .. her hairs not shiny enough
June 25th, 2010 7:34 PM
Nate (calmly) - Now Serena I'm going to need you to carefully get the phone and call animal control. Try not to spook it.
June 25th, 2010 7:33 PM
Nate - Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Jenny - Don't you recognize me? It's Jenny.
Serena - Woah...without all that black sharpie around your eyes you almost look human.
June 25th, 2010 6:55 PM
Nate: Why is she wearing a trash bag?
Serena: Why am I wearing more clothes than her?
Jenny: Wow..I'm right here guys.
Rank: Regular Character
June 25th, 2010 6:54 PM
Serena: "Oh my God Jenny, what happened to your left arm?"
Jenny: "A racoon ate it..."
Nate: "Cannibalism?!"
June 25th, 2010 6:44 PM
Jenny: I swear you guys I don't stuff my bra!! Serena: There's a kleneex coming out of your dress!
June 25th, 2010 6:43 PM
Serena: OMG I'm so going to take a picture of this and send it to Gossip Girl!!
Nate: Jenny, umm ... there's a Kleneex coming out of your bra!!
Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 5:42 PM
Nate: Serena, you look like you've seen a ghost.
Serena: What do you mean? there's a ghost right there!
Nate: No, that's Jenny.
June 25th, 2010 5:36 PM
Jenny: We are both blond, tall, and beautiful. What is it that Serena has that I don't?
Nate: A mirror
Serena: And eyes
Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 5:34 PM
Nate: so i guess the only thing left on the list of things to do in high school is .. the threesome.
Jenny: oh hey guys !
Serena: ....
June 25th, 2010 5:27 PM
Nate: Jenny! You're a what?!
Jenny: I am...a...lesbian.
Nate: No wonder I never found you attractive.
June 25th, 2010 5:16 PM
Jenny: Nate, Serena! Uhh.. what are you guys doing... here?
Serena: We?
Nate: What are you doing here?
Jenny: I'm just.. ehh... *pointing* LOOK A RACOON!
Nate and Serena: We already saw you, Jenny.
June 25th, 2010 5:15 PM
Jenny: Nate, Serena! Uhh.. what are you guys doing... here?
Serena: We?
Nate: What are you doing here?
Jenny: I'm just.. ehh... *pointing* LOOK A RACOON!
Serena and Nate: WHERE?!
June 25th, 2010 5:11 PM
Serena: Nate, what's a hooker doing here?
Jenny: It's me, Jenny?
Nate: *mumbling* Must have dialed the wrong number...
June 25th, 2010 4:58 PM
N: Serena, I know I might have been having some sex... difficulties, but hiring a slut? Seriously?
June 25th, 2010 4:54 PM
Nate: What do you have on that bag Jenny? Tell us!
Jenny: I stole Dan's journal and I found out he's a vampire!
Serena: OMG! So that's why he has been biting my neck...
Nate: What?
Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 4:47 PM
Nate: I she dead ?
Serena: I don't know, she looks really ill though
Jenny: Guys seriously, i just haven't got any make-up on
June 25th, 2010 4:35 PM
Serena: How did a friggin' raccoon get inside the penthouse, Nate?
Nate: Dude... I dunno.
Rank: Recurring Character
June 25th, 2010 4:30 PM
serena: really cute couple the whore and the classy whore
nate: we weren't doing anything
serena: yes i see, she was about to kiss u, if this means nothing to u, jenny has planned this to get u because she hates me, but everybody hates her...how can u trust her?? she seems like a drunk blond panda
Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 4:27 PM
*Humphrey
Rank: Guest Star
June 25th, 2010 4:27 PM
Nate: I swear, Serena, I have never ordered a hooker.
Serena: Umm... ok. But why is there a racoon in the living room?
Jenny: 2 in 1, courtesy of Humphry&Bass Industries
June 25th, 2010 4:25 PM
Nate: Jenny how dare you call Serena a slut, she's a call girl now.
June 25th, 2010 4:22 PM
She's a recovering sex addict.
She's a raccoon with an identity crisis.
Both children of divorce. Both struggling to find themselves.
And the topper? They're both in love with the same guy. Who will he choose? Tune in this fall to find out on the all-new original series... Homewreckers.