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  1. Anonymous

    Serene: Nate, what is a blonde bombshell doing in ur apartment? oh wait......

  2. Chair&Delenafanforalwaysandforever
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: Nate, don't freak, but there is a freaking raccoon in our living room !

  3. serenate♥

    nate: she can't be here .. her hairs not shiny enough

  4. Queen B

    Nate (calmly) - Now Serena I'm going to need you to carefully get the phone and call animal control. Try not to spook it.

  5. Queen B

    Nate - Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

    Jenny - Don't you recognize me? It's Jenny.

    Serena - Woah...without all that black sharpie around your eyes you almost look human.

  6. Liz P

    Nate: Why is she wearing a trash bag?

    Serena: Why am I wearing more clothes than her?

    Jenny: Wow..I'm right here guys.

  7. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: "Oh my God Jenny, what happened to your left arm?"
    Jenny: "A racoon ate it..."
    Nate: "Cannibalism?!"

  8. Irvin

    Jenny: I swear you guys I don't stuff my bra!! Serena: There's a kleneex coming out of your dress!

  9. Irvin

    Serena: OMG I'm so going to take a picture of this and send it to Gossip Girl!!

    Nate: Jenny, umm ... there's a Kleneex coming out of your bra!!

  10. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: Serena, you look like you've seen a ghost.
    Serena: What do you mean? there's a ghost right there!
    Nate: No, that's Jenny.

  11. Ain't Born Typical

    Jenny: We are both blond, tall, and beautiful. What is it that Serena has that I don't?
    Nate: A mirror
    Serena: And eyes

  12. RileyFord
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: so i guess the only thing left on the list of things to do in high school is .. the threesome.
    Jenny: oh hey guys !
    Serena: ....

  13. Casey

    Nate: Jenny! You're a what?!
    Jenny: I am...a...lesbian.
    Nate: No wonder I never found you attractive.

  14. MissRooobin

    Jenny: Nate, Serena! Uhh.. what are you guys doing... here?
    Serena: We?
    Nate: What are you doing here?
    Jenny: I'm just.. ehh... *pointing* LOOK A RACOON!
    Nate and Serena: We already saw you, Jenny.

  15. MissRooobin

    Jenny: Nate, Serena! Uhh.. what are you guys doing... here?
    Serena: We?
    Nate: What are you doing here?
    Jenny: I'm just.. ehh... *pointing* LOOK A RACOON!
    Serena and Nate: WHERE?!

  16. MissRooobin

    Serena: Nate, what's a hooker doing here?
    Jenny: It's me, Jenny?
    Nate: *mumbling* Must have dialed the wrong number...

  17. JZubaran

    N: Serena, I know I might have been having some sex... difficulties, but hiring a slut? Seriously?

  18. GossipGM

    Nate: What do you have on that bag Jenny? Tell us!

    Jenny: I stole Dan's journal and I found out he's a vampire!

    Serena: OMG! So that's why he has been biting my neck...

    Nate: What?

  19. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: I she dead ?
    Serena: I don't know, she looks really ill though
    Jenny: Guys seriously, i just haven't got any make-up on

  20. QueenB4ever

    Serena: How did a friggin' raccoon get inside the penthouse, Nate?
    Nate: Dude... I dunno.

  21. valeeee.TVD
    Rank: Recurring Character

    serena: really cute couple the whore and the classy whore
    nate: we weren't doing anything
    serena: yes i see, she was about to kiss u, if this means nothing to u, jenny has planned this to get u because she hates me, but everybody hates her...how can u trust her?? she seems like a drunk blond panda

  22. kristen_a
    Rank: Guest Star

    *Humphrey

  23. kristen_a
    Rank: Guest Star

    Nate: I swear, Serena, I have never ordered a hooker.
    Serena: Umm... ok. But why is there a racoon in the living room?
    Jenny: 2 in 1, courtesy of Humphry&Bass Industries

  24. Kate

    Nate: Jenny how dare you call Serena a slut, she's a call girl now.

  25. theempirestate

    She's a recovering sex addict.

    She's a raccoon with an identity crisis.

    Both children of divorce. Both struggling to find themselves.

    And the topper? They're both in love with the same guy. Who will he choose? Tune in this fall to find out on the all-new original series... Homewreckers.


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