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Gram: I told you, there are no spells to make men understand women.
grams: Finally! Bella is no longer a virgin!
bonnie: GRAMS! My friends are trapped inside a tomb and you're reading frikkin' TWILIGHT?! Give me that! This piece of crap- OMG! Vamp sex! Hawt!
Grams: okay so now, the first step in a witches training, which usually comes earlier in one's life, is a treasure hint. Go Bonnie, go!
Bonnie: come on grams you can do this. Just help okay?
Grams: (thinking) yeah yeah. You say this now but I die later bitch!
Bonnie: betty crocker cook books... hmmmm
Grams: hey i was wondering where tht went!
Grams: What! is Bella going to marry Edward?
Bonnie: shhh grams, I didn't read that part yet
Grams: Here's the book for your spell! Bonnie: ew. ew. gross! Grandma what is this? i don't wanna learn how to get my legs behind my head! omg what is this? Grams: Oh Shit! I took the wrong book, honey. This is some book from your grandfather and me...sorry!
Bonnie: 'Grams? I finally got the recipe of applepie.'
Grams: 'What does it say dear?'
Bonnie: 'It needs four apples, a pint of milk and one teaspoon of cinnamon...'
Grams: 'Cinnamon?? Never thought of that!!'
grams: Ah, the burn book! I can't believe you found it Bonnie! I remember one day in school the mean girls just threw out copies from it and we all saw what they thought of everybody!I forget.....what does it say about me in it?
Bonnie: (it says Shelia Bennet, evil bitch)Uh you're not in it...
GRAMS: Those bitches!
Bonnie: Wow, Grams...I didn't know your obsession with Gossip Girl had gotten so bad you made a scrapbook!
Grams: He...He. You got me!
Bonnie: [writing] 'This girl is the meanest, nastiest girl I've ever met. She is a fugly slut. Do not trust her!
Grams: 'What are you doing there, sweetie?'
Bonnie: 'Nothing. Just writing something about Elena'
GRAMS: "HURRY UP BONNIE! THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"
BONNIE: "I KNOW!...BUT THE RECIPE CALLS FOR 3 EGGS AND WE ONLY HAVE 2!"
Gramms: so the mail is finally hear.
Bonnie: yup, you got bills
*Bonnie and Gramms stare quietly and intently at the book for a while*
Gramms: ya know, it wouldn't hurt if our ancestors took handwriting class, this is so hard to freakin understand.
Bonnie: wiat, wait, sh-sh. That's an S.
*Harper walks out of the tomb, patts their back, and runs off* ;-)
Grams: Oh my God! Do you know what this is? It is the original copy of the screenplay for "Mean Girls"!
Bonnie: Quick! Burn it, set a spell to erase it from pople's minds and put an end to the "Mean Girls" references, once and for all!!
Bonnie and Grams trying to solve the life-long question: Who is Gossip Girl? They read through all of the books by Cecily von Ziegler, but not one clue, not one. They may live in Virginia, but folks all over the world try to solve this mystery, even in Mexico:
Quien es Gossip Chica? So sad, becaus eno one will ever know... except me!
you know you love me,
"See, it says one cup eye of newt, not celery root!"
Bonnie (thinking): Dear Diary....I caught Damon staring at me again today...
Grams: Bonnie, what's that?
Grams:...And that's me as head cheerleader...oh, and there's me as homecoming queen next to the king...
Bonnie: Is that Damon Salvatore?
Grams: I told you I had a good time in high school
Grams: "What are you doing, Bonnie?"
Bonnie: "I'm trying to figure out how to record True Blood on my TiVo."
Grams: "Bonnie, hurry up!"
Bonnie:"Sssh Grams, I have to see when True Season 3 premieres toninght!
Bonnie: Lucis productum quoniam Damon is hawt rectus... wait, what the hell?
Sheila: Whoops, must've been a typo there...
Bonnie: This thing says we're going to need 200lbs of garlic.. Grams: Emily always was a crazy one.
Bonnie: "I just know waldo is in here somewhere.."
Grams: "Let me get a look. Maybe I have a spell that would work on this."
grams: no bonnie, it's levi-Ohsa not levioh-SAAA.