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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 12

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We wish we could have awarded numerous winners in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

After all, we're huge fans of the one good thing Lindsay Lohan has ever done, Mean Girls, and many readers submitted entries quoting that film.

But "Tom" came away with first place. His entry is posted below and it made us update our Netflix queue to relive this classic comedy. Thanks! And good luck to all next week!

6/11/10 caption contest

Bonnie: [writing] This girl is the meanest, nastiest girl I've ever met. She is a fugly slut. Do not trust her!
Grams: What are you doing there, sweetie?
Bonnie: Nothing. Just writing something about Elena.

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Gram: I told you, there are no spells to make men understand women.

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grams: OMG!omgomgomg!
bonnie: What!?
grams: Finally! Bella is no longer a virgin!
bonnie: GRAMS! My friends are trapped inside a tomb and you're reading frikkin' TWILIGHT?! Give me that! This piece of crap- OMG! Vamp sex! Hawt!

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Grams: okay so now, the first step in a witches training, which usually comes earlier in one's life, is a treasure hint. Go Bonnie, go!

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Bonnie: come on grams you can do this. Just help okay?
Grams: (thinking) yeah yeah. You say this now but I die later bitch!

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Bonnie: betty crocker cook books... hmmmm
Grams: hey i was wondering where tht went!

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Grams: What! is Bella going to marry Edward?
Bonnie: shhh grams, I didn't read that part yet

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Grams: Here's the book for your spell! Bonnie: ew. ew. gross! Grandma what is this? i don't wanna learn how to get my legs behind my head! omg what is this? Grams: Oh Shit! I took the wrong book, honey. This is some book from your grandfather and me...sorry!

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Bonnie: 'Grams? I finally got the recipe of applepie.'
Grams: 'What does it say dear?'
Bonnie: 'It needs four apples, a pint of milk and one teaspoon of cinnamon...'
Grams: 'Cinnamon?? Never thought of that!!'

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grams: Ah, the burn book! I can't believe you found it Bonnie! I remember one day in school the mean girls just threw out copies from it and we all saw what they thought of everybody!I forget.....what does it say about me in it? Bonnie: (it says Shelia Bennet, evil bitch)Uh you're not in it... GRAMS: Those bitches!

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Bonnie: Wow, Grams...I didn't know your obsession with Gossip Girl had gotten so bad you made a scrapbook!
Grams: He...He. You got me!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.