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June 19th, 2010 12:01 PM
Elena: If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
June 19th, 2010 9:41 AM
Elena: I've heard of sparkling vampires, but glow in the dark vampires? That's just ridiculous.
June 19th, 2010 9:19 AM
Elena: Matt, stop we can't do this. I'm already in a love triangle with two vampire brothers.
Stefan: She's right, Matt, I wouldn't have enough time to brood over a love square
June 19th, 2010 9:18 AM
Elena: You did NOT just call me fat. Matt: Actually, I called Stefan fat. Stefan: Oh come on, Elena's way fatter than I am. Elena:(to Stefan) Keep talking and Matt's not gonna be the only one with blood on his shirt.
June 19th, 2010 8:43 AM
Elena: Matt, this whole gross, bloody, poor me look is not working out for you. Im sorry
Stefan: Dude shes right
Rank: Regular Character
June 19th, 2010 7:46 AM
Elena:"Oh My God!"
Stefan:"Do you think Damon did this?"
Elena:"I'm not sure Damon would go this far..."
Matt:"What did he do?"
Stefan (laughing): Damon drew a penis on your cheek with a magic marker!"
Rank: Regular Character
June 19th, 2010 7:39 AM
Elena:"Oh my God, Matt!"
Matt:"What? What is it!?"
Elena:"You look SOOOO good in neon!"
June 19th, 2010 6:39 AM
Matt: Elena... what are you doing?
Elena: It's all about the near touch...!
Stefan: Elena dear... it's halloween, not founder's day.
June 19th, 2010 5:53 AM
Elena: Stefan...I see dead people. I think I can actually feel him near me.
Stefan: Um...don't know how to break it to you but you have an actual dead person beside you. Me.
June 19th, 2010 3:19 AM
Elena: Matt, stop we can't do this. I'm already in a love triangle with two vampire brothers.
Stefan: She's right, Matt, I wouldn't have enough time to brood over a love square
June 19th, 2010 2:14 AM
Elena: "Dude, Matt, Pink...is sooooooo 6th grade..."
Matt: (To Stefan) "And Green was never in style..."
June 19th, 2010 1:44 AM
Elena: Stop right there! Thank you very much. I need somebody with the human touch. Hey, you, always on the run! Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun!
Matt: So what are you doing with him [Stefan]?
*Credit lyrics to Spice Girls' song "Stop".
June 19th, 2010 1:39 AM
Elena: [to Matt] If you're the doctor and I'm the nurse, the patient is screwed.
June 19th, 2010 1:18 AM
Elena: Matt wait stefan needs your help.
Stefan: Matt look into my eyes and tell me what u see
Matt: I see... I see ..
Elena: whats is it? whats it telling you?
Matt: Its saying that Damon is the hotter one and that he wears the leather jacket better them both you and elena.
Stefan: Damn! Damon is 4,647 points ahead of me! I will not let him win that easy!!
Rank: Guest Star
June 19th, 2010 12:38 AM
Elena: Stop right there, Matt.
Matt: But Elena, you're in danger!
Elena: No! It's my decision! I'm the one who decided to be vampire Hulk's girlfriend...
Rank: Guest Star
June 19th, 2010 12:35 AM
Elena: Whoa, Matt you're taking this a little too far, don't you think?
Matt: No, Elena. He's sick. See, he's green...
Elena: It's just the lights! You watch House too much!
Matt: No, I don't!! I can tell he's sick... I really can! I'm sure he has lupus...
June 19th, 2010 12:06 AM
Elena: Wait a second, what was the actual couples costume here?! The doctor and nurse or Edward and Carlisle?
June 19th, 2010 12:04 AM
Elen: Wait a second, what was the actual couples costume here?! The doctor and nurse or Edward and Carlisle?
June 18th, 2010 11:37 PM
MATT: So, Elena's the slutty nurse, I'm the troubled doctor, and Stefan is.....Edward Cullen?
ELENA: Oh boy here we go again....
STEFAN: NOO THIS IS MY STYLE I WAS BORN BEFORE HIM IN THE 1800'S HE WAS BORN 1901 GOSH MATT GET IT RIGHT OR GO HOMe!!!
June 18th, 2010 11:35 PM
MATT: Hey guys whats so funny?
ELENA: Conversation between the taco and burrito,
STEFAN: NACH-O!
(matt cries)
June 18th, 2010 11:34 PM
STEFAN: Hey matt! wanna make out?
MATT: Tptally let's go now, peaceeee elena!
ELENA: Woah woah wait a sec, when did you two turn gay?
STEFAN: The day we met you. You turned us.
June 18th, 2010 11:32 PM
MATT: Elena, Stefan MOVE!!!!! I ate 3 fudge brownies and I need to crap really bad, so just get out of my way!!!!!!!
STEFAN: We wanna humiliate you, so crap i your pants or I'll bite you.
ELENA: It might even kill you.....
(mattt craps in pants)
ELENA: Haha we got him good Stefan! (they high five and matt runs away crying)
June 18th, 2010 11:22 PM
Elena: Matt... Wait!!!
Matt:Why?
Elena: See Stefan He so can past for the incredible hulk, his face is just as nasty he just needs the green skin.
Stefan: Aaaaah... I see it now.
Matt: Aaah.... Still here you know. and i can hear you guys!
June 18th, 2010 11:17 PM
Matt: Hey Elena I can see down your shirt!! Elena:excuse me?!?!? Stefan: thats it im ripping your head off!! Matt: Oh shit!!
June 18th, 2010 11:15 PM
Matt: wtf?!?! i thought i was your date?
Elena: just because i told you that you could dress as the hott doctor Doesnt mean im going to be seen with you!
Stefan:(thinking)hahahaha!!!