The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 14

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We have one word for you, Katherine: SERVED!

User "Ruairi Loughran" won this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest by taking you to town for your promiscuous ways. Check out this reader's great entry below.

Think you can top it next week? We hope you come out and play again! Best of luck!


Mr. Salvatore: I'm gonna get it in the hole....
Katherine: You'd be the third Salvatore today.

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Katherine: Thats quite an interesting stance to hitting a ball. I have never seen one so unique in my 100s, er.. many years.
Mr Salvatore: (puzzeled and says): how olld are you?
Katherine: You will never guess in a million years.
Mr Salvatore: Well I dont know about that long considering my death is near. I have gone almost 50 years.
Katherine: Thats nothing compared to... never mind but i can make it quick and painless if you want (licks her lips)


Try hitting that ball and keeping this hat (frisbee??) on your head at the same time - THAT would impress me...


Mr. Salvatore: Ms. Katherine you will have to excuse me, I'm not familiar using a mallet quite this size. Katherine: So your sons don't take after you?


Katherine: Swish, swish, swish. This dress is so cool.


Mr. Salvatore: I'm sorry, Miss Katherine. It seems as if I'm stuck. Old age can really get to you.
Katherine: I hear you.


Katherine: C'mon dude! I've been alive for centuries already!


Katherine: Mr. Salvatore, I know how to put that ball in it's right place!
Mr. Salvatore: I'm sure you do..(looks at stefan and damon)


Katherine: I hope you can get a whole in one, if you get what I am saying. Mr. Salvatore: I shall get a hole in one, or should I say a hole in Katherine. Katherine: Now I will be able to live an eternity and screw with not only the Salvatore brothers, but all the Salvatore men, including the father.


Stephanto Damon: I had Katherine first!
Damon to Stephan: No I did!
Katherine to Father: silly boys if they only knew the truth.
Father to Katherine: I had u first.
Katherine to Father: Three salvatores in one night, not to shabby huh? Almost beat my record.


Katherine: Stephan and Damon are boath fine gentlemen mr. salvitore. But there's only one guy for me, and I killed him but he's rele still alive an is eventually going to kill one of my great great great grandchildren Elena . Yes klaus is the only man for so you see I can't Mary either one of your boys. But klaus isn't even in the tv show so it's ok! I'll just keep fooling around with boath ur boys.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.