The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. JKMArchibald
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: Thats quite an interesting stance to hitting a ball. I have never seen one so unique in my 100s, er.. many years.
    Mr Salvatore: (puzzeled and says): how olld are you?
    Katherine: You will never guess in a million years.
    Mr Salvatore: Well I dont know about that long considering my death is near. I have gone almost 50 years.
    Katherine: Thats nothing compared to... never mind but i can make it quick and painless if you want (licks her lips)

  2. shirarose

    Try hitting that ball and keeping this hat (frisbee??) on your head at the same time - THAT would impress me...

  3. Ninaness

    Mr. Salvatore: Ms. Katherine you will have to excuse me, I'm not familiar using a mallet quite this size.

    Katherine: So your sons don't take after you?

  4. mae

    Katherine: Swish, swish, swish. This dress is so cool.

  5. Jennie

    Mr. Salvatore: I'm sorry, Miss Katherine. It seems as if I'm stuck. Old age can really get to you.
    Katherine: I hear you.

  6. Melissa

    Katherine: C'mon dude! I've been alive for centuries already!

  7. VDluv
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Katherine: Mr. Salvatore, I know how to put that ball in it's right place!
    Mr. Salvatore: I'm sure you do..(looks at stefan and damon)

  8. Vera

    Katherine: I hope you can get a whole in one, if you get what I am saying.

    Mr. Salvatore: I shall get a hole in one, or should I say a hole in Katherine.

    Katherine: Now I will be able to live an eternity and screw with not only the Salvatore brothers, but all the Salvatore men, including the father.

  9. TheCrimsonCage

    Stephanto Damon: I had Katherine first!
    Damon to Stephan: No I did!
    Katherine to Father: silly boys if they only knew the truth.
    Father to Katherine: I had u first.
    Katherine to Father: Three salvatores in one night, not to shabby huh? Almost beat my record.

  10. FallenAngel

    Katherine: Stephan and Damon are boath fine gentlemen mr. salvitore. But there's only one guy for me, and I killed him but he's rele still alive an is eventually going to kill one of my great great great grandchildren Elena . Yes klaus is the only man for so you see I can't Mary either one of your boys. But klaus isn't even in the tv show so it's ok! I'll just keep fooling around with boath ur boys.

  11. May

    Damon: Stefan are you telling me you slept with Katherine last night? that cant be bc i did also.
    Stefan: wait what is she doing with father?
    KAtherine: so are you just like Damon and Stefan?
    Father: ooh yes .. they learned everything from me way?
    Katherine: ooh i was just wnodering (evil laugh)

  12. Damonrocksmyworld(;

    Father: I'm sorry Miss Katherine, but its very hard to concentrate.
    Katherine: So thats where Stefan gets it from.
    Father: Oh my boy Stefan is very bright. But I have to admit he gets it from his mother.
    Katherine: That explains so much...

  13. Nicole

    Katherine: Let me guess the sun was in your eyes... only I can use that excuse.

  14. ads

    Kathrine: wow ..... you really suck at this

  15. humptastic!

    KATHERINE: Did you know that tomorrow the jonas brothers and justin bieber are coming to town?

    MR.SALVATOR: Who the hell are they?

    KATHERINE: Oh, right you aren't fromm the 21st century! *chuckles to self* Old people really annoy me!

  16. Ruairi Loughran

    Mr Salvatore: this is a powerful club, i wouldn't like to get hit over the head with it......

    Katherine: i agree, Tiger's lucky he played golf!

  17. Ruairi Loughran

    Mr. Salvatore: im gonna get it in the hole....

    Katherine: you'd be the 3rd Salvatore today

  18. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Giuseppe:"Oh darn, I dropped my ball!"
    Katherine:"Finally!"

  19. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Giuseppe:"I believe there is something wrong with my ball, Ms. Katherne..."
    Katherine:"Oh. That must be why Stefan's so whiny and broody..."

  20. kaykay

    Katherine: Your not clinching your butt hard enough Mr. Salvatore.
    Mr. Salvatore: How do I know if I am or not.
    Katherine: You need to look like you have to pee more.

  21. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Katherine: "That is some great balls you have there, Mr. Salvatore..."

  22. DamonRocksMySocks

    Damon: Dude, I totally tapped that last night!
    Stefan: I know, me too! He was totally-
    Damon: He? Dude... I'm talking about Katherine...
    Stefan: What? Oh... Yeah... Me too...

    (Dad turns around and winks at Stefan)

    Damon: ...

  23. ella

    Katherine: You will fail. You won't make it.
    Mr.Salvatore: As long as I make it under your dress, I'm fine.

  24. Splash!

    Damon- Dude, I totally tapped Emily, Pearl and Katherine!
    Stefan- So did Father.

  25. Splash!

    Mr.Salvatore- This is what it looks like without viagra!
    Katherine-....nice.


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