The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 14 Comments (Page 2)
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JKMArchibald Rank: Guest Star
June 28th, 2010 6:57 PM
Katherine: Thats quite an interesting stance to hitting a ball. I have never seen one so unique in my 100s, er.. many years.
Mr Salvatore: (puzzeled and says): how olld are you?
Katherine: You will never guess in a million years.
Mr Salvatore: Well I dont know about that long considering my death is near. I have gone almost 50 years.
Katherine: Thats nothing compared to... never mind but i can make it quick and painless if you want (licks her lips)
shirarose
June 28th, 2010 4:01 PM
Try hitting that ball and keeping this hat (frisbee??) on your head at the same time - THAT would impress me...
Ninaness
June 28th, 2010 3:19 PM
Mr. Salvatore: Ms. Katherine you will have to excuse me, I'm not familiar using a mallet quite this size.
Katherine: So your sons don't take after you?
mae
June 28th, 2010 7:51 AM
Katherine: Swish, swish, swish. This dress is so cool.
Jennie
June 27th, 2010 11:36 PM
Mr. Salvatore: I'm sorry, Miss Katherine. It seems as if I'm stuck. Old age can really get to you.
Katherine: I hear you.
Melissa
June 27th, 2010 3:11 PM
Katherine: C'mon dude! I've been alive for centuries already!
VDluv Rank: Recurring Character
June 27th, 2010 6:23 AM
Katherine: Mr. Salvatore, I know how to put that ball in it's right place!
Mr. Salvatore: I'm sure you do..(looks at stefan and damon)
Vera
June 27th, 2010 1:56 AM
Katherine: I hope you can get a whole in one, if you get what I am saying.
Mr. Salvatore: I shall get a hole in one, or should I say a hole in Katherine.
Katherine: Now I will be able to live an eternity and screw with not only the Salvatore brothers, but all the Salvatore men, including the father.
TheCrimsonCage
June 26th, 2010 11:37 PM
Stephanto Damon: I had Katherine first!
Damon to Stephan: No I did!
Katherine to Father: silly boys if they only knew the truth.
Father to Katherine: I had u first.
Katherine to Father: Three salvatores in one night, not to shabby huh? Almost beat my record.
FallenAngel
June 26th, 2010 11:32 PM
Katherine: Stephan and Damon are boath fine gentlemen mr. salvitore. But there's only one guy for me, and I killed him but he's rele still alive an is eventually going to kill one of my great great great grandchildren Elena . Yes klaus is the only man for so you see I can't Mary either one of your boys. But klaus isn't even in the tv show so it's ok! I'll just keep fooling around with boath ur boys.
May
June 26th, 2010 10:48 PM
Damon: Stefan are you telling me you slept with Katherine last night? that cant be bc i did also.
Stefan: wait what is she doing with father?
KAtherine: so are you just like Damon and Stefan?
Father: ooh yes .. they learned everything from me way?
Katherine: ooh i was just wnodering (evil laugh)
Damonrocksmyworld(;
June 26th, 2010 10:24 PM
Father: I'm sorry Miss Katherine, but its very hard to concentrate.
Katherine: So thats where Stefan gets it from.
Father: Oh my boy Stefan is very bright. But I have to admit he gets it from his mother.
Katherine: That explains so much...
Nicole
June 26th, 2010 10:22 PM
Katherine: Let me guess the sun was in your eyes... only I can use that excuse.
ads
June 26th, 2010 8:20 PM
Kathrine: wow ..... you really suck at this
humptastic!
June 26th, 2010 7:09 PM
KATHERINE: Did you know that tomorrow the jonas brothers and justin bieber are coming to town?
MR.SALVATOR: Who the hell are they?
KATHERINE: Oh, right you aren't fromm the 21st century! *chuckles to self* Old people really annoy me!
Ruairi Loughran
June 26th, 2010 3:59 PM
Mr Salvatore: this is a powerful club, i wouldn't like to get hit over the head with it......
Giuseppe:"I believe there is something wrong with my ball, Ms. Katherne..."
Katherine:"Oh. That must be why Stefan's so whiny and broody..."
kaykay
June 26th, 2010 12:27 PM
Katherine: Your not clinching your butt hard enough Mr. Salvatore.
Mr. Salvatore: How do I know if I am or not.
Katherine: You need to look like you have to pee more.
Katherine: "That is some great balls you have there, Mr. Salvatore..."
DamonRocksMySocks
June 26th, 2010 7:08 AM
Damon: Dude, I totally tapped that last night!
Stefan: I know, me too! He was totally-
Damon: He? Dude... I'm talking about Katherine...
Stefan: What? Oh... Yeah... Me too...
(Dad turns around and winks at Stefan)
Damon: ...
ella
June 26th, 2010 4:58 AM
Katherine: You will fail. You won't make it.
Mr.Salvatore: As long as I make it under your dress, I'm fine.
Splash!
June 26th, 2010 4:46 AM
Damon- Dude, I totally tapped Emily, Pearl and Katherine!
Stefan- So did Father.
Splash!
June 26th, 2010 4:38 AM
Mr.Salvatore- This is what it looks like without viagra!
Katherine-....nice.
Rank: Guest Star
June 28th, 2010 6:57 PM
Katherine: Thats quite an interesting stance to hitting a ball. I have never seen one so unique in my 100s, er.. many years.
Mr Salvatore: (puzzeled and says): how olld are you?
Katherine: You will never guess in a million years.
Mr Salvatore: Well I dont know about that long considering my death is near. I have gone almost 50 years.
Katherine: Thats nothing compared to... never mind but i can make it quick and painless if you want (licks her lips)
June 28th, 2010 4:01 PM
Try hitting that ball and keeping this hat (frisbee??) on your head at the same time - THAT would impress me...
June 28th, 2010 3:19 PM
Mr. Salvatore: Ms. Katherine you will have to excuse me, I'm not familiar using a mallet quite this size.
Katherine: So your sons don't take after you?
June 28th, 2010 7:51 AM
Katherine: Swish, swish, swish. This dress is so cool.
June 27th, 2010 11:36 PM
Mr. Salvatore: I'm sorry, Miss Katherine. It seems as if I'm stuck. Old age can really get to you.
Katherine: I hear you.
June 27th, 2010 3:11 PM
Katherine: C'mon dude! I've been alive for centuries already!
Rank: Recurring Character
June 27th, 2010 6:23 AM
Katherine: Mr. Salvatore, I know how to put that ball in it's right place!
Mr. Salvatore: I'm sure you do..(looks at stefan and damon)
June 27th, 2010 1:56 AM
Katherine: I hope you can get a whole in one, if you get what I am saying.
Mr. Salvatore: I shall get a hole in one, or should I say a hole in Katherine.
Katherine: Now I will be able to live an eternity and screw with not only the Salvatore brothers, but all the Salvatore men, including the father.
June 26th, 2010 11:37 PM
Stephanto Damon: I had Katherine first!
Damon to Stephan: No I did!
Katherine to Father: silly boys if they only knew the truth.
Father to Katherine: I had u first.
Katherine to Father: Three salvatores in one night, not to shabby huh? Almost beat my record.
June 26th, 2010 11:32 PM
Katherine: Stephan and Damon are boath fine gentlemen mr. salvitore. But there's only one guy for me, and I killed him but he's rele still alive an is eventually going to kill one of my great great great grandchildren Elena . Yes klaus is the only man for so you see I can't Mary either one of your boys. But klaus isn't even in the tv show so it's ok! I'll just keep fooling around with boath ur boys.
June 26th, 2010 10:48 PM
Damon: Stefan are you telling me you slept with Katherine last night? that cant be bc i did also.
Stefan: wait what is she doing with father?
KAtherine: so are you just like Damon and Stefan?
Father: ooh yes .. they learned everything from me way?
Katherine: ooh i was just wnodering (evil laugh)
June 26th, 2010 10:24 PM
Father: I'm sorry Miss Katherine, but its very hard to concentrate.
Katherine: So thats where Stefan gets it from.
Father: Oh my boy Stefan is very bright. But I have to admit he gets it from his mother.
Katherine: That explains so much...
June 26th, 2010 10:22 PM
Katherine: Let me guess the sun was in your eyes... only I can use that excuse.
June 26th, 2010 8:20 PM
Kathrine: wow ..... you really suck at this
June 26th, 2010 7:09 PM
KATHERINE: Did you know that tomorrow the jonas brothers and justin bieber are coming to town?
MR.SALVATOR: Who the hell are they?
KATHERINE: Oh, right you aren't fromm the 21st century! *chuckles to self* Old people really annoy me!
June 26th, 2010 3:59 PM
Mr Salvatore: this is a powerful club, i wouldn't like to get hit over the head with it......
Katherine: i agree, Tiger's lucky he played golf!
June 26th, 2010 3:54 PM
Mr. Salvatore: im gonna get it in the hole....
Katherine: you'd be the 3rd Salvatore today
Rank: Regular Character
June 26th, 2010 12:29 PM
Giuseppe:"Oh darn, I dropped my ball!"
Katherine:"Finally!"
Rank: Regular Character
June 26th, 2010 12:27 PM
Giuseppe:"I believe there is something wrong with my ball, Ms. Katherne..."
Katherine:"Oh. That must be why Stefan's so whiny and broody..."
June 26th, 2010 12:27 PM
Katherine: Your not clinching your butt hard enough Mr. Salvatore.
Mr. Salvatore: How do I know if I am or not.
Katherine: You need to look like you have to pee more.
Rank: Regular Character
June 26th, 2010 12:23 PM
Katherine: "That is some great balls you have there, Mr. Salvatore..."
June 26th, 2010 7:08 AM
Damon: Dude, I totally tapped that last night!
Stefan: I know, me too! He was totally-
Damon: He? Dude... I'm talking about Katherine...
Stefan: What? Oh... Yeah... Me too...
(Dad turns around and winks at Stefan)
Damon: ...
June 26th, 2010 4:58 AM
Katherine: You will fail. You won't make it.
Mr.Salvatore: As long as I make it under your dress, I'm fine.
June 26th, 2010 4:46 AM
Damon- Dude, I totally tapped Emily, Pearl and Katherine!
Stefan- So did Father.
June 26th, 2010 4:38 AM
Mr.Salvatore- This is what it looks like without viagra!
Katherine-....nice.