Gossip Girl Caption Contest 114

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Welcome back, Upper East Siders, to the 114th Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's edition of the Caption Contest has nothing to do with Little J, but our winner is LittleJ. Congratulations! The winning entry now appears beneath the photo.

Honorable mentions go out to *HS* and Melissa. Thank you, as always, to everybody who participated and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!

Georgina and Chuck Photo

Chuck: I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.
Georgina: I'm pregnant.
Chuck: I still hate you.

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Chuck: I'm sorry to tell you, Georgie, but wearing a blond wig won't make your baby have blond hair.
Georgina: I know, but Dan....
Chuck: You chose him.

Siri

Georgina: I don't know what to do, Chuck, I'm so scared! Chuck: You just have to face it, Georgina, you'll spend the next months in complete fear that your baby will herit Humphrey's hair, and I promise, that if it does, even I'll be here for you.

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Chuck: What. Have. You. Brought. In. My. HOUSE???
Georgina: You KNOW?
Chuck: Whoregina, you forget. I'm Chuck Bass. Wear all the poofy coats you want and I'll still know.

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Chuck: Been praying a little too hard haven't we?

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Georgina: I cant believe I'm pregnant with Dan's baby.
Chuck: shit happens when you party naked.

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Chuck: knocked up in brooklyn by a humphrey ...uhhhh sadly even i feel bad for you.
Georgina:For all you know you could of knocked up the pther humphrey.
Chuck:those are some very scary thoughts.

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Chuck: Who's the father? Someone has to be because there is no chance for you to be a Blessed Virgin Georgina...

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Chuck: Who's the father? Someone has to be because there's no chance for you to be a blessed virgin Georgina...

Lani

G: there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking.
C: Just because you've got blonde hair G, does not mean your Serena

Emerald

Georgina: Papa, don´t preach, I´m in trouble deep, Papa don´t preach, I´ve been losing sleep, but I made up my mind...I´m keeping Dan´s baby!

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And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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