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July 28th, 2010 2:39 AM
Karev: I like you a lot Arizona...
Arizona: What took you soo freakin' long?
Teddy: OMG since when are you stright...
Rank: Guest Star
July 28th, 2010 2:05 AM
Arizona: "Look at me, im Izzie, *Smiles* seriously"
Alex: "Thats not funny"
Rank: Guest Star
July 27th, 2010 7:54 PM
Arizona: Ok, Karev, get as far away as possible, unless you want to be killed for sleeping with my girlfriend!
Alex: You know, Dr.Altman has kind of had sex with Callie as well because she's sleeping with Sloan who has slept with Callie.
Arizona: Do you realize how many people I would have to kill if I looked at it that way? Everybody in this freakin' hospital, Karev! In the end the only people I wouldn't have to kill would be O'Malley and Reed, because they're dead already!
July 27th, 2010 3:30 PM
Arizona: Karev, I would recommend that you walk away.
Alex: Why?
Arizona: Teddy please explain to Dr. Karev here...
Teddy: Well you see, you slept with her girlfriend and now she hates you.
Arizona: Well done Teddy! Maybe you ae more then Desert Storm Barbie. Now Karev, walk away before I find a brick! GO!
July 27th, 2010 3:18 PM
Alex: what are you saying, that your straight.
Rank: Extra
July 27th, 2010 11:51 AM
Arizona: Ya know i just saw Valentine's Day and there was a heart surgeon that looked just like Derek, and he cheated on his wife with a brunette.
Teddy: Seriously.
Alex: Hey that rings a bell... never mind just shut up, whatever!
July 27th, 2010 9:00 AM
Alex: So what, I've slept with your girlfriend. Wanna do the same? You'll be even
Teddy: You seriously would consider that???
Arizona: I'm doing big surgeries on little people not making out with them Karev!
July 27th, 2010 7:37 AM
Teddy: Callie and Karev? Seriously?
Arizona: How come you managed to keep that a secret for so long Alex?
Alex: Well, Callie didn't put her panties on the bulletin board that time!
July 27th, 2010 4:32 AM
Teddy to Arizona "We have the technology. We can build the first lesbian man!" Arizona "Okedoke but does it have to be Karev?"
July 26th, 2010 10:47 PM
Arizona (Laughing): You wanna do what Karev??
Alex: Scrub in on your surgery.
Arizona: Dr. Altman; can you please explain to Dr. Karev why that is impossible??
Teddy (To Alex): Because you're cocky, arrogant, self centered and frankly, no one likes you.
Arizona: Nicely done Dr. Altman
July 26th, 2010 7:16 PM
Arizona: Great news guys! I was just cast in the next Toy Story 4 as Tour Guide Barbie!
July 26th, 2010 6:43 PM
Arizona: What are you guys staring at?
Teddy: Is that a hickey?
Arizona: What?! No! It's a...birthmark.
Alex: Hunt already used that line, go get your own fake explanation.
July 26th, 2010 6:26 PM
Altman : Okay, on my count, 3...2...1...
Grey : I'm gonna kick your ass for stealing me my surgery again !
Karev : I was faster than you, your fat ass slowed down you !
July 26th, 2010 2:45 PM
Teddy:...and Owen was like-
Arizona: Shut up Teddy. By the way, I was watching Cold Case the other night and now I will definitely be looking for a brick.
Teddy: Did he sleep with Callie again?
Alex: I swear, me and Aaron have NOT ditched Grey's for Cold Case!
July 26th, 2010 2:19 PM
Teddy: What are you doing?
Arizona: I'm hypnotizing Karev. I'm trying to turn him into a good little servant who will bring me coffee and do whatever I say. Hee hee hee!
July 26th, 2010 11:52 AM
Teddy: So the reason you're smiling like that is because then Karev will think your Izzie because you're blonde and happy.
Arizona: Basically yes
Teddy: and we let him operate?
July 26th, 2010 11:47 AM
Arizona(to teddy): Hang on Teddy, can't talk now. Karev and I are having a staring contest and I think that im about to win.
July 26th, 2010 9:26 AM
Arizona: Well is it stepascopes at dawn Karev?
Teddy: Do you need a referee or first aider?
Alex: I'm not wanting to take Torres away from you. I want a mentor Dr Robbins
Arizona: Is there some hope of that really happening Karev?
July 26th, 2010 5:16 AM
@D, that one is Hilarious!
Rank: Guest Star
July 26th, 2010 5:06 AM
Alex : Hey Arizona, on call room 3 later yea? ;)
Teddy: Whoa, Alex and Arizona? Man, I've need to keep up with the pace here in Seattle Grace...
July 26th, 2010 2:40 AM
Alex (to Arizona): Izzie, I love you!
Teddy: Wait...Izzie?
Arizona: Dude, you've gotta get your blondes straight.
Rank: Guest Star
July 26th, 2010 2:14 AM
Arizona: "Pick me, choose me, love me!"
Teddy: "you do realise thats Meredith's line"
Alex: "you just got told".
July 26th, 2010 12:55 AM
Arizona: A patient just asked me if I could suck their blood.
Teddy: Another True Blood fan? That's like the tenth one this week.
Alex: What freaks.
July 25th, 2010 11:07 PM
Teddy: So have you tried the new Mcdreamy Hair Product for Girls
Arizona: Ohhh yes it is ahhmazing!
Alex: chics..........
July 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Alex (thinking): ....two hot blondes and a video camera.....oh yeah fun times ;D