Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 220

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Welcome back to the 220th TVF Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is fluffyfish. Congratulations!

The winning entry now appears below. Great job by everyone this week. Honorable mentions go out to katiee, McCreamy, Monkeyyor9 and musiclove17. Thank you again, everyone, for playing each week and best of luck in the next Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Mark Shirtless

Perky Blonde: Hi! I'm a missionary from the church and I'd like to hear your position on God!
Lexie (from inside): Since when does the Sloan Method involve the missionary position?

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Mrsj

LOVE THESE TWO - HILARIOUS!! McCreamy Says:
August 2nd, 2010 4:17 PM Mark: You want me to do WHAT?
Arizona: Well, remember how I promised Callie those 14 babies? Monkeyyor9 Says:
August 3rd, 2010 12:51 AM Mark: Damn it, I have got to start using condoms

Merder4eva

IZZY: NO MARK I DONT WANT YOUR PICKLE
MARK: AWW IM NOW SAD

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Slaone: Dad I need to give you something from my mom. She said if I found you and you took me in I should ask if you could send her all the money you owe her for my child support. So here's the bill for the past eighteen years. She said a cheque or bankers draft would be fine.
Mark: Ouch!

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Mark: Oh...really? You're having the baby now? Uh, okay, I'm a little busy having sex right now, but why don't you run across the hall and if Yang and Hunt aren't too busy having sex to open the door, see if Arizona Robbins isn't too busy having sex to deliver the baby, and if she is, call Derek Shepherd and he can make arrangements for you at the hospital, since he's the chief, although he might be busy having sex with his wife. Sloane: Okay, seriously, do you people do anything other than have sex?!

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Mark: Damn it, I have got to start using condoms

Emilielovesmerder

Mark: Sloane! What are you doing here! Sloane: This is an emergency Mark: What?! Sloane: I need money so I can buy jeans that show off my buttcrack Mark: Thats what the emergency was?

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Mark: And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song.
I know I'm gonna be ok.
Yeah, It's a party in the USA.
Yeah, It's a party in the USA.

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Mark: *surprised look* Crap! You're early. Can you come back around 10:00 pm?
Sloane: THE BABY IS COMING NOW!

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Mark: You mean to tell me you can't fix Little McSteamy?

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Mark: Arizona! Hey, uuhh...what a surprise! What's up? Arizona: Sloan! Why is Reed's body on your coffee table?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.