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Rank: Guest Star
August 3rd, 2010 9:32 AM
LOVE THESE TWO - HILARIOUS!!
McCreamy Says:
August 2nd, 2010 4:17 PM
Mark: You want me to do WHAT?
Arizona: Well, remember how I promised Callie those 14 babies?
Monkeyyor9 Says:
August 3rd, 2010 12:51 AM
Mark: Damn it, I have got to start using condoms
Rank: Extra
August 3rd, 2010 6:18 AM
IZZY: NO MARK I DONT WANT YOUR PICKLE
MARK: AWW IM NOW SAD
August 3rd, 2010 4:52 AM
Slaone: Dad I need to give you something from my mom. She said if I found you and you took me in I should ask if you could send her all the money you owe her for my child support. So here's the bill for the past eighteen years. She said a cheque or bankers draft would be fine.
Mark: Ouch!
August 3rd, 2010 2:56 AM
Mark: Oh...really? You're having the baby now? Uh, okay, I'm a little busy having sex right now, but why don't you run across the hall and if Yang and Hunt aren't too busy having sex to open the door, see if Arizona Robbins isn't too busy having sex to deliver the baby, and if she is, call Derek Shepherd and he can make arrangements for you at the hospital, since he's the chief, although he might be busy having sex with his wife.
Sloane: Okay, seriously, do you people do anything other than have sex?!
August 3rd, 2010 12:51 AM
Mark: Damn it, I have got to start using condoms
Rank: Guest Star
August 3rd, 2010 12:39 AM
Mark: Sloane! What are you doing here!
Sloane: This is an emergency
Mark: What?!
Sloane: I need money so I can buy jeans that show off my buttcrack
Mark: Thats what the emergency was?
August 2nd, 2010 11:44 PM
Mark: And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song.
I know I'm gonna be ok.
Yeah, It's a party in the USA.
Yeah, It's a party in the USA.
August 2nd, 2010 6:00 PM
Mark: *surprised look* Crap! You're early. Can you come back around 10:00 pm?
Sloane: THE BABY IS COMING NOW!
August 2nd, 2010 4:44 PM
Mark: You mean to tell me you can't fix Little McSteamy?
August 2nd, 2010 4:29 PM
Mark: Arizona! Hey, uuhh...what a surprise! What's up?
Arizona: Sloan! Why is Reed's body on your coffee table?
August 2nd, 2010 4:17 PM
Mark: You want me to do WHAT?
Arizona: Well, remember how I promised Callie those 14 babies?
August 2nd, 2010 12:02 PM
Mark: You want to make it a foursome?
August 2nd, 2010 10:14 AM
Mark Sloan: WAIT WHAT?!? Who's your daddy?!?!?!?
August 2nd, 2010 9:01 AM
Mark: Mrs Shepherd I really didn't put Derek's favourite frog in the microwave. Honest!
Derek's mom: Well, truth now please. How many of my daughters have you slept with?
Mark: Well one has owned up to Derek....so far!
August 2nd, 2010 9:00 AM
Mark: Mrs Shepherd I really didn't put Derek's favourite frog i the microwave. Honest!
Derek's mom: Well, truth now please. How many of my daughters have you slept with?
Mark: Well one has owned up to Derek....so far!
August 2nd, 2010 7:49 AM
Mark: Mom???
August 2nd, 2010 7:43 AM
Sloan: Is that Addison in there with you ?
Mark: No
Sloan: You're back with Lexie?
Mark: No!
Sloan: So dad, why are you looking so guilty? Oh... You don't have another one of Derek's sisters in there do you??
Rank: Guest Star
August 2nd, 2010 3:27 AM
Mark: "so, your not keeping the baby"
Sloane: "yup"
Mark: " why the hell did i give you all the money then?"
August 1st, 2010 10:10 PM
Sloane : You said that you're gay on the TV!!
Mark : Sloane,it was just my character on Valentine's Day.
August 1st, 2010 5:16 PM
Mark: You haven't got a mole on your girl parts, have you?!
August 1st, 2010 4:22 PM
Mark: why do you look so worried, it's only that you have leukimia metastatic melanoma and vaginitis.but you're okay
August 1st, 2010 3:47 PM
Mark: Sloane, yeah I'm doing the McNasty with a McHottie, you clearly understand what I mean.
Sloane: Um this isn't what you wear when you answer the door to your long lost daughter.
August 1st, 2010 2:57 PM
Mark: You know, this isn't the best time.
Girlscout: But I have your cookies you ordered.
August 1st, 2010 2:53 PM
Seriously? Derek has more fans on Facebook than I???
August 1st, 2010 1:22 PM
Mark:Izze?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you only last 3 months and your movie career went dead what a waste hahahahhahahhahaa okay come in and have sex with me!