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August 1st, 2010 1:21 PM
Okay so which one are you Lexi,Teddy,Izze,Mer,so many blondes augh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm going blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2010 12:37 PM
you again?I thought I got rid of you!Anyway,this is certainly not the right time.Is it something serious?
August 1st, 2010 11:46 AM
Mark : Get in the line please !
August 1st, 2010 11:34 AM
Mark: Izzie?!?!
Izzie: Just wanted to tell you that I found Alex doing Lexie over there.
Mark:....Well, this could be fun if we decided to let it.
August 1st, 2010 11:10 AM
Mark: So you're selling cosmetics? ....Wait, I have three women in there, maybe they want some.
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August 1st, 2010 10:56 AM
mark : wow!! another Sloane!! who is your mother??
August 1st, 2010 8:31 AM
@Isabel: LOL, yours was great!
August 1st, 2010 6:08 AM
Mark "Are you kidding me? No way are you letting Brangelina adopt my grandchild!"
August 1st, 2010 5:06 AM
Mark: You gave the baby to some strangers! How could you do something like that?
August 1st, 2010 1:14 AM
Blond at door: Hi, I'm your daughter and I'm pregnant!
Mark: *stunned* Oh, crap! Not again!
July 31st, 2010 9:09 PM
Mark- You did what for how many jelly beans????
July 31st, 2010 7:30 PM
Mark: Derek? What the hell did you do to your hair?!
July 31st, 2010 7:19 PM
Mark: Oh, you already here? I thought our sex-date wasn't until tomorrow!
Sloane: No! It's me Sloane! Your daugther!
Mark: Oh, sorry! But there's too much blondes on this show! It's hard keeping track of everyone!
July 31st, 2010 4:56 PM
(Wow I won? That's so cool, thank you!)
Mark: Are you sure this is how I'm supposed to tell a knock-knock joke?!
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July 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Mark: Oh no, not now. I'm not ready to be a father, much less a grandpa...
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July 31st, 2010 4:04 PM
Mark: I'm sorry Sloane, but I don't do incest.
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July 31st, 2010 1:38 PM
Mark: You did what!?
Sloan: I put the baby for adoption no big deal
July 31st, 2010 12:20 PM
Mark:Okay give me ten seconds to get rid of Lexi, I mean Callie I mean Teddy! Then you be next!
Sloan:Your my daddy!
Mark:Thats what they all say!
July 31st, 2010 9:50 AM
Sloane: That's my daddy!
Mark: Thats what she said!
July 31st, 2010 8:30 AM
Mark: I'm NOT old!!
July 31st, 2010 8:16 AM
This is the queue for the Sloan Method?! ...Oh, ok...who's next?
July 31st, 2010 7:45 AM
Sloan: You freaked out 'cause I caught you playing with little Jimmy and the twins!
Mark: I have a girlfriend.
Sloan: An imaginary girlfriend?
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July 31st, 2010 7:20 AM
OMG, I see a zit!!
July 31st, 2010 5:35 AM
Mark: Oh, how did you get in my apartment? Security weren't supposed to let you in. Lexie changed all the doorlocks, how did you get in?
July 31st, 2010 5:35 AM
Sloane: Who's in there this time?
Mark: Uh, some random I met at Joe's last night? If I could only remember her name....