Last night's episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami should come with a disclaimer: There is no Khloe. Instead she was replaced by more famous middle sister Kim Kardashian.
Basically, this is Keeping Up With the Kardashians now.
Kim's first act last night, besides slathering on more makeup than we've ever see on a human being, was to walk in on Kourtney and Scott railing on the balcony. Staged or not?
Probably, although you never know. Given who we're talking about, there's no reason to think they wouldn't stage it, or would care if she walked in for real. We may never know.
Kourtney and Kim took Miami this week. Khloe had the week off.
The flashbacks of Kourtney and Kim were cute, but after that, the episode pretty much sucked. Kim’s really famous and attracts press. The Dash employees are idiots. So it goes.
How do these idiots have jobs? We mean the Dash employees, not the Kardashians themselves, although that question could certainly apply to those three plastic princesses.
Why on earth would you ever talk about potentially having an STD while being filmed on reality TV? It's rather amazing to think someone would do that, even on this show.The long and short of it: This week’s “Kourtney and Khloe” was vapid with some nostalgia. It was good to see Kim, we guess, but the episode merits a 2.4 out of 5 at most.
Leigh Raines is a TV Fanatic Staff Writer. Follow her on Twitter.Tags: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Reviews