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Jenna: Can u PLEZZ get off your phone im trying to tell you something important!!!
Alaric: Sorry did u want to watch? its jus porn!
Alaric: (On his Twitter Account) " Damn this 'ErnestoRiley' person is crazy ass. And Confusing"
Jenna: " If you think thats confusing check out 'MohenjoDarloRiley'".
Jenna: we have to do something about this.
Alaric(distracted on his phone): um, yeah, sure.
Jenna: are you on facebook again.
Alaric: Nice Jenna... very appropriate.
Alaric: Ian Somerhalder with no shirt on? This is what you wanted to show me?
oh im really sorry @Delenaivampires! I didnt read the comments before posting! *shy*
Alaric: dammit! another creepy message from A..
Jenna: who the hell is A?
Alaric: Hold that thought I'm tweeting.
Jenna: What's wrong?
Alaric: Shit, Miley Cyrus just canceled her concert.
(alaric looks at picture)
ALARIC: Riley Biers? Missing? Seattle Deaths? Hmm I can't seem to put these pieces together...
JENNA: And your the vampire hunter...But don't worry the Cullen/Werewolf clan has it covered!
Jenna: Excuse me? Are you even paying attention?
Jenna: Is that a Gossip Girl blast on your phone?
Alaric: Yeah, just recently subscribed. Did you know that Chuck Bass slept with Jenny Humphrey?
@kristen_a looooove yours!
Alaric: You know who A is!
Jenna: Wow *thinking* "Somebody's addicticted to Pretty Little Liars"
Alaric: But, seriously, who's A.
Jenna: Look at this.
Alaric: ... I like this picture of you.
Jenna: Opps.. Wrong one!
Alaric: Hey, Ian Somerhalder just tweeted.
Jenna: OMG, what did he say? Did he mention me?
Alaric: Oh Jenna... not you too?
ALARIC: This isn't what you think, Jenna. Damon and I got drunk and dot, dot, dot.
jenna: ric i'm breaking up with you
Alaric (reading silently): "And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. XOXO, Gossip Girl,"
Jenna: What is it? What's wrong?
Alaric (reading from text): "You seriously thought I was John? Puh-lease. I wouldn't be that obvious. Next time, kill the real "A". You'll never find out who I am. -A"
Jenna: So "A" ISN'T John?
Jenna: Damn, is this iphone really cunt blocking me?
Alaric: Pandora is way better than this boring chick.
Alaric: hang on i need to check on this iphone if there is an app to see for this series
jenna: if you give me the phone, i can show you
Alaric: I wonder,how this thing works???
I know you know ...A
Jenna: "So, what do you think?"
Alaric: "I'm sorry, you want me to use this WHERE?!"
Alaric: "Oh Jeepers! There's some meddling vampires on the edge of town. So let's split up and--" Jenna: "Did you seriously just quote Scooby Doo? Seriously, Alaric, seriously."
Alaric: Oh my God, we have to get out of here.
Jenna: Why, I thought you wanted to take this public?
Alaric: Not when I found out that our scarves just went out of style, my new Seventeen Fashion Insider App is going crazy!