The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 17
For the sake of Ian Somerhalder, the celebrity most involved in the Gulf Coast oil spill clean-up, we had to award this week's Vampire Diaries Caption contest prize to "Sabrina."
She made us proud with the winning entry, posted below. We're sure Somerhalder would agree.
Thanks to everyone that took part in this week's feature and remember to come back and play every week!

Shelia: No Stefan! You can NOT go kill all the BP executives!
Stefan: But the poor baby turtles!!!
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Rank: Extra
July 23rd, 2010 2:04 PM
Sheila: Where are you going?
Stefan: To save Elena
Sheila: But what about us?
Stefan: It was over when you turned 28!
July 23rd, 2010 10:35 AM
breaks out into the most serious awkward dance
July 22nd, 2010 10:47 PM
Stefan: "BUT I ONLY GOT 4 MINUITES TO SAVE THE WORLD SHELIA!I GOT TO GO IN THERE! "
Shelia: " NO YOU Wont Sonny.."
Stefan: " Well I dont care what you say..."
Shelia: " You say 'yes Mam' to me boy..."
Stefan " Yes MAm..."
July 22nd, 2010 9:22 PM
Grams: Wow...do you work out??
July 22nd, 2010 9:20 PM
Grams: Stefan, you can't go in there.
Stefan: Why not?
Grams: The Secret Life of the American Teenager starts in five. Stefan: I can be in and out in five.
Grams: No...there's this whole spell thing that keeps vampires in there. It's complicated. Long story short, if you go in there you'll miss the Secret Life.
Stefan: *pauses* Sorry, Elena! I need to see if Adrian goes through with the abortion!
Rank: New User
July 22nd, 2010 7:03 PM
Grams: I said bring me Bill Compton..
Rank: New User
July 22nd, 2010 7:01 PM
Grams: Stop, let me see your passport the entry is only permitted for adults - I don't think you're over 21
July 22nd, 2010 1:10 PM
Grams: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. (Worried) Oh, God, I'm giving him ideas.
July 22nd, 2010 12:38 PM
Grams: You can't possibly love her as much as you love me
Steffan: Love is as skin deep as beauty - besides you're going to die unexpetedly to add drama to the storyline
Rank: Guest Star
July 22nd, 2010 12:30 PM
Grams: Watch out for the Blue Devil,k?