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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 17

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For the sake of Ian Somerhalder, the celebrity most involved in the Gulf Coast oil spill clean-up, we had to award this week's Vampire Diaries Caption contest prize to "Sabrina."

She made us proud with the winning entry, posted below. We're sure Somerhalder would agree.

Thanks to everyone that took part in this week's feature and remember to come back and play every week!

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Shelia: No Stefan! You can NOT go kill all the BP executives!
Stefan: But the poor baby turtles!!!

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Sheila: Where are you going?
Stefan: To save Elena
Sheila: But what about us?
Stefan: It was over when you turned 28!

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breaks out into the most serious awkward dance

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Stefan: "BUT I ONLY GOT 4 MINUITES TO SAVE THE WORLD SHELIA!I GOT TO GO IN THERE! "
Shelia: " NO YOU Wont Sonny.."
Stefan: " Well I dont care what you say..."
Shelia: " You say 'yes Mam' to me boy..."
Stefan " Yes MAm..."

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Grams: Wow...do you work out??

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Grams: Stefan, you can't go in there.
Stefan: Why not?
Grams: The Secret Life of the American Teenager starts in five. Stefan: I can be in and out in five.
Grams: No...there's this whole spell thing that keeps vampires in there. It's complicated. Long story short, if you go in there you'll miss the Secret Life.
Stefan: *pauses* Sorry, Elena! I need to see if Adrian goes through with the abortion!

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Grams: I said bring me Bill Compton..

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Grams: Stop, let me see your passport the entry is only permitted for adults - I don't think you're over 21

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Grams: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. (Worried) Oh, God, I'm giving him ideas.

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Grams: You can't possibly love her as much as you love me
Steffan: Love is as skin deep as beauty - besides you're going to die unexpetedly to add drama to the storyline

Delenaivampires

Grams: Watch out for the Blue Devil,k?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.