The Vampire Diaries

Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CW
The vampire diaries
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 18

by at . Comments

Welcome back, fans, to the 18th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

This week's Caption Contest winner is M. Plz. Congratulations and well done!

The winning entry, in all its melancholy and contemplative glory, appears below.

Honorable mentions for this week go out to May, Laura and VDluv.

Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again next time!

Drunk Damon

Dear Journal,
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
And then at the parade,disaster. It was unmistakable.
Stefan and Elena are totally in love.
"Stelena." Everytime I try to destroy this cute and adorable, while sickening and annoying relationship it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of doughy misshapen teens.
Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course its not me. Its Stefan. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course. Its coming clear to me now.
If I can't destroy this relationship, I will have to destroy the man!

Matt Richenthal is the Editor in Chief of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Twitter and on Google+.

Tags: ,
Somepplintheforumsuck

who could A possibly be? Katherine?

Avatar

Geez, if one more person says I look like a young Rob Lowe, or an older Chase Crawford, I'm going to bite them.

Avatar

damon : elana or katherine,, elana or katherine,, elana or katherine,, elana or katherine,, OMG !! ill have both!

Rileyford

Damon: I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Elena .. I need to stop watching Twilight ..

Avatar

Damon: I am so done. I am not gonna think about the ending of Inception. I am not - Cobb was soo dreaming... or MAYBE he was awake. Damn it, I just thought about it! Curse you, Nolan.

Avatar

maybe

Avatar

*Damon in the bar*
Damon dreamily thinking: Elena...Elena...Elena... *Elena at home*
Elena dreamily thinking: Stefan...Stefan...Damon......No. I mean Stefan. Stefan. Ste-FAN.

Avatar

Bartender: Drowning your sorrows with a glass of scotch? Again?
Damon (not looking up): Mmm..hmmm
Bartender: Oh alright. What happened this time?
Damon: I can't shut it off anymore. I used to be able too. But she's there in my thouhts. I can't shut it off anymore.
Baretender (kindly): What, kid?
Damon: It.
Bartender 'Coughs': I change my mind. I don't want to know.

Avatar

Damon: Ah, my head.
Bartender: I thought you never got headaches. Or hangovers. Or intoxicated.
Damon: God, let a guy pretend to be human will you? Jeesh.

Avatar

Damon: I'm telling you I kissed Elena Gilbert!
Bartender: Yeah right. And I'm the Queen of England.
Damon: AND she kissed me back!
Bartender: Kid, I think you should take it easy on the shots- you're having halucinations...
Damon(putting his head in his hands): And then I saw Elena stab Jonanthan Gilbert with a kitchen knife!
Bartender: That's it. No more liquor for you. Ever.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]