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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 18

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Welcome back, fans, to the 18th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

This week's Caption Contest winner is M. Plz. Congratulations and well done!

The winning entry, in all its melancholy and contemplative glory, appears below.

Honorable mentions for this week go out to May, Laura and VDluv.

Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again next time!

Drunk Damon

Dear Journal,
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
And then at the parade,disaster. It was unmistakable.
Stefan and Elena are totally in love.
"Stelena." Everytime I try to destroy this cute and adorable, while sickening and annoying relationship it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of doughy misshapen teens.
Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course its not me. Its Stefan. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course. Its coming clear to me now.
If I can't destroy this relationship, I will have to destroy the man!

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Damon: Bourbon can only help so much.

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For the last time, I. do. not. sparkle.

Sxoxo15

Damon: Chuck Bass is still alive. You just can't find good help these days.

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Damon: ugh... uhh... duh duh duh duh... alejandro...

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hmmm threading or waxing? i have to keep these eyebrows good until september.

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damon : all this time i thought he was a girl !! darn you bieber !!

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damon:i pay 50 bucks to the person who can tell me who A is or what happened in the lost finale!

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Damon To The Bartender:
So You're Telling Me That I Kissed KATHERINE Not Elena? Could My Life Get Any Worse???

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damon: damn it, i cant wait for season 2

Xxester

*Thinking*
Damon: Where did I taste that kiss before?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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