Welcome back, fans, to the 18th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.
This week's Caption Contest winner is M. Plz. Congratulations and well done!
The winning entry, in all its melancholy and contemplative glory, appears below.
Honorable mentions for this week go out to May, Laura and VDluv.
Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again next time!
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
And then at the parade,disaster. It was unmistakable.
Stefan and Elena are totally in love.
"Stelena." Everytime I try to destroy this cute and adorable, while sickening and annoying relationship it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of doughy misshapen teens.
Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course its not me. Its Stefan. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course. Its coming clear to me now.
If I can't destroy this relationship, I will have to destroy the man!
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