The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 18

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Welcome back, fans, to the 18th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

This week's Caption Contest winner is M. Plz. Congratulations and well done!

The winning entry, in all its melancholy and contemplative glory, appears below.

Honorable mentions for this week go out to May, Laura and VDluv.

Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again next time!

Drunk Damon

Dear Journal,
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
And then at the parade,disaster. It was unmistakable.
Stefan and Elena are totally in love.
"Stelena." Everytime I try to destroy this cute and adorable, while sickening and annoying relationship it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of doughy misshapen teens.
Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course its not me. Its Stefan. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course. Its coming clear to me now.
If I can't destroy this relationship, I will have to destroy the man!

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"I can't sleep, can't get drunk, I think I will join the the scavenger hunt for A before Katherine does..."


Damon: Oh God. I knew I shouldn't have had that extra cheerleader


Damn it, I knew I should have gone with Twilight when I had the chance. At least Edward's love traingles actually MADE sense.


damon: sorry, we're going through a recession, I can't pay you. But, I can get another shot, right? (compells bartender.)


damon:(to bedrock) call me mr.salvatore, i can make your self-esteem drop.


Damon: If I could sparkle, maybe Elena would like me better than that brooding Stefan
Bartender: Keep dreaming, have another shot


O, Damn. The new cologne from Damon Salvatore


Damon: (thinking) Now how does that tune go...? (to the tune of Katy Perry's 'California Gurls') "Sexy vampire Damon
Charming and mysterious
Dark eyes compel ya
Then suck you dry
So hot
All the girls love him
Oooooh oh oooooh"
There we go! That's gonna be a hit.


M.Plz's awesome. hahah. seems like everyone is rooting for blair/damon these days


Bartender: Woman troubles?
Damon: Its worse. I've caught Beiber fever.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]