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"I can't sleep, can't get drunk, I think I will join the the scavenger hunt for A before Katherine does..."

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Damon: Oh God. I knew I shouldn't have had that extra cheerleader

Yale2be

Damn it, I knew I should have gone with Twilight when I had the chance. At least Edward's love traingles actually MADE sense.

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damon: sorry, we're going through a recession, I can't pay you. But, I can get another shot, right? (compells bartender.)

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damon:(to bedrock) call me mr.salvatore, i can make your self-esteem drop.

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Damon: If I could sparkle, maybe Elena would like me better than that brooding Stefan
Bartender: Keep dreaming, have another shot

Nluvss

O, Damn. The new cologne from Damon Salvatore

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Damon: (thinking) Now how does that tune go...? (to the tune of Katy Perry's 'California Gurls') "Sexy vampire Damon
Charming and mysterious
Dangerous
Dark eyes compel ya
Then suck you dry
So hot
All the girls love him
Oooooh oh oooooh"
There we go! That's gonna be a hit.

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M.Plz's awesome. hahah. seems like everyone is rooting for blair/damon these days

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Bartender: Woman troubles?
Damon: Its worse. I've caught Beiber fever.



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