Welcome back, Upper East Siders, to the 116th Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest is Dark Princess. Congratulations! Well done!

The winning entry now appears below. This week's honorable mentions go out to Queen B, Retooser and adelle. Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next time!

Blair: Eva gave Chuck gonorrhea? Vanessa has died in a freak hair extension throttling? And your hooker sister has discovered underwear? Humphrey, you are the ultimate insider!

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