The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 20
While a few readers honored Homer Simpson's ditty from The Simpsons movie in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we gave the title to "azza" for doing it most succinctly.
As usual, we'd like to thank everyone for playing; ask them to check out the winning entry below; and, of course, invite them to participate every Friday in the only Vampire Diaries Caption Contest on the Web!

Vampire on the ceiling (thinking): Spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...
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August 13th, 2010 12:59 PM
NOAH why are you so mean to me?
ELENA uh have you met you? ure not a very nice person
NOAH well thats becuz im a vampire
ELENA only the bad parts
NOAH teach me to be good
ELENA(DISGUSTED)PUH LEEEZ! THATS DAMONS LINE. AND FYI HES HOT YOUR NOT! i mean look at you. youre a spider man wannabe for crying out loud.
August 13th, 2010 12:41 PM
elena(looks in the screen catches noahs reflection)theres ANOTHER vampire after me?
damn i must be HOT!!!
nah. vampires arent that dumb. yup,hes a spiderman wannabe.
Rank: Extra
August 13th, 2010 12:37 PM
Noah: You have a zit, I can see in your lame phone. The concealer isnt working at all!
Elena: You dont have to be so mean stefan.. WAIT, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????!!!!!
Rank: Guest Star
August 13th, 2010 10:46 AM
Elena: Wow, the update of the new vampire detector of my compass, does take a long time. I think my bluetooth is broken.
August 12th, 2010 11:34 PM
Noah's thoughts: I'm the ultimate spy! Can't touch this!
Elena's thoughts: No Noah, I don't see you...sure, sure.
August 12th, 2010 7:18 PM
Stefan: (thinking) I knew this relationship was getting too intense when she asked me to meet her cat... I should have gotten out of there, but 'nooo' I thought. 'It's no big deal' I thought. I don't want Damon to think he won I thought... But then she asks about marriage... and it's time for me to run. I wonder if it's too late to load her on Damon...
Elena: (Texting) Stefyyyyy! Where are you?!?! You disappeared so quickly without answering my question and mr. jingles is starting to worry! I wuv you!
Stefan: (shudders)
August 12th, 2010 7:17 PM
Noah(thinking): Spiderman got nothin' on me!
August 12th, 2010 5:46 PM
noah:catch me if u can!!!
elena:i hate playin hide and seek.(shouts)NOAH GET DOWN HERE STEFAN WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND!!!!!
August 12th, 2010 3:47 PM
Vampire: Don't cha wish that you could be a fly on the wall!
August 12th, 2010 3:46 PM
Vampire on the ceiling: (thinking) spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...