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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 20

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While a few readers honored Homer Simpson's ditty from The Simpsons movie in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we gave the title to "azza" for doing it most succinctly.

As usual, we'd like to thank everyone for playing; ask them to check out the winning entry below; and, of course, invite them to participate every Friday in the only Vampire Diaries Caption Contest on the Web!

Ceiling Caption

Vampire on the ceiling (thinking): Spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...

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    NOAH why are you so mean to me?
    ELENA uh have you met you? ure not a very nice person
    NOAH well thats becuz im a vampire
    ELENA only the bad parts
    NOAH teach me to be good
    ELENA(DISGUSTED)PUH LEEEZ! THATS DAMONS LINE. AND FYI HES HOT YOUR NOT! i mean look at you. youre a spider man wannabe for crying out loud.


    elena(looks in the screen catches noahs reflection)theres ANOTHER vampire after me?
    damn i must be HOT!!!
    nah. vampires arent that dumb. yup,hes a spiderman wannabe.


    Noah: You have a zit, I can see in your lame phone. The concealer isnt working at all!
    Elena: You dont have to be so mean stefan.. WAIT, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????!!!!!


    Elena: Wow, the update of the new vampire detector of my compass, does take a long time. I think my bluetooth is broken.


    Noah's thoughts: I'm the ultimate spy! Can't touch this!

    Elena's thoughts: No Noah, I don't see you...sure, sure.


    Stefan: (thinking) I knew this relationship was getting too intense when she asked me to meet her cat... I should have gotten out of there, but 'nooo' I thought. 'It's no big deal' I thought. I don't want Damon to think he won I thought... But then she asks about marriage... and it's time for me to run. I wonder if it's too late to load her on Damon...

    Elena: (Texting) Stefyyyyy! Where are you?!?! You disappeared so quickly without answering my question and mr. jingles is starting to worry! I wuv you!

    Stefan: (shudders)


    Noah(thinking): Spiderman got nothin' on me!


    noah:catch me if u can!!!
    elena:i hate playin hide and seek.(shouts)NOAH GET DOWN HERE STEFAN WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND!!!!!


    Vampire: Don't cha wish that you could be a fly on the wall!


    Vampire on the ceiling: (thinking) spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...

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