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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 20

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While a few readers honored Homer Simpson's ditty from The Simpsons movie in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we gave the title to "azza" for doing it most succinctly.

As usual, we'd like to thank everyone for playing; ask them to check out the winning entry below; and, of course, invite them to participate every Friday in the only Vampire Diaries Caption Contest on the Web!

Ceiling Caption

Vampire on the ceiling (thinking): Spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...

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Elena's thoughts: hmmm if i throw this and hit him in the crotch, he'll be down in no time!

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elenas text from jenna:"theres no such thing as sharkboy and lavagirl" ELENA: Well i believe adults so, ok! GUYONWALL: DAMN NOT AGAIN! (reference to sharkkboy andlava girl)

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Elena(updating her Facebook): Standing in my house waiting for Stefan to pick me up& Pretending that I don't see Noah in the reflection on my phone trying to attack me.

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Elena: Why does it smell like pizza in here...?

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elena: to bad someone forgot to switch off the gps for humans on their phone....
noah: ohhh so that red dot on her phone is..ME!

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Elena(checked her phone): what a marshmallow.

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Elena:does he know I can see him perfectly? I am looking into a mirror.

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Elena says: "Hey you do know there are better hidding place other than the roof?"
Noah: "Yeah, I know I just like being spiderman"

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Guy on the ceiling:Why is she trying to look like Aria & Emily on the Pretty Little Liars summer finale?

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Elena: Come out, Come out, wherever you are stephiepoo.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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