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Noah~ Maybe if i pretend i'm Tom Cruise i'll get some action! Dun-na-naa, dun-na-naa, dun-na-naa, dun-aaa!
Noah: "What a nice ass." Elena: "I can hear you, Idiot!"
guy on the ceiling (thinking): come on elena, turn around and kiss me! it worked for seth on the oc and it has to work for me too! besides, im doing the much cooler version: no rope and no rain just hanging there and waiting for you to turn around!!!
Elena: "Well...I Think It's time to watch Chris Angel...I hear he's gonna levitate on a ceiling or something." :)
Elena: (daydreaming about Stefan)
Noah: I wonder if this is how Spiderman feels?
Elena: What number did Boone tell me to dial? Oh Right! (481) 516-2342
Noah: The numbers are bad! The numbers are bad!
Noah : ...I really wished that I thought this through..
Elena: *sigh* I wonder if he knows that I CAN see him
Noah: (sings) spider vamp, spider vamp does whatever a spider vamp does
Elena: What an idiot!
Elena: Hate to burst your bubble, but you're not Spider Man.
Noah: "All I see is back. It's a hot back."
elena: dude i can see you through the mirror.
NOAH: honey are u sure that Stefan is coming
ELENA: yeah, told u it was a bad idea... and I shouldn't have cheated on him
NOAH: and what are u doing now?
ELENA: canceling with Damon
NOAH: and they say you're not Katherine...
Elena: I know what you are.
Noah: Say it. Out Loud.
Elena: Womanizer. Woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer.
Elena: Hmm, who should i call to take care of this? Stefan or Damon? That is the quuestion...
Elena: Come down here, you're gonna ruin my ceiling with your disgusting sense of fashion and help me find Twilight Saga Eclipse online!
Stranger: That phone is so last year
Elena: Yeah right, Stefan gave it to me Damon, and it cost A LOT, so what do you know? OMG, WHO ARE YOU?????!!!!!!
Elena: Noah, come down here, I have to show you this funny picture message.
Noah: Yeah right, I'm not falling for that!
Elena: Why don't people knock anymore???
Elena: Vampires from Twilight have much better manners, they knock and DONT sneak on the ceilings stalking people
Elena: You should out a good song on if you're gonna stalk me
Elena: You know you should out Miley's 'Fly on the wall' song on, it would suit you, Damon
Guy on Ceiling: "Oh what a feeling when your dancing on the ceiling!"
Elena: "Don't just fly in like that answer your phone!"
* Elena thinking about vampires. and says out loud ^ like I would ever invite someone in
guy on ceiling: oh Elena
Guy on the ceiling: I really should have thought this plan through I'm beginning to get a back ache!