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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 20

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While a few readers honored Homer Simpson's ditty from The Simpsons movie in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we gave the title to "azza" for doing it most succinctly.

As usual, we'd like to thank everyone for playing; ask them to check out the winning entry below; and, of course, invite them to participate every Friday in the only Vampire Diaries Caption Contest on the Web!

Ceiling Caption

Vampire on the ceiling (thinking): Spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...

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Xxester

@Mia When I saw the picture I immediatly was thinking of hide and seek. I went straight to the commentbox, so I didn't saw your comment.

Xxester

Elena thinking: Man, this game of hide and seek starts to be annoying. I've looked everywere.

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Elena: Hardest game of hide and seek ever! I'm going to call him and tell him I give up.

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Elena: I feel like someone is up on the ceiling watching me.
Noah: Nope, no one is watching you.
Elena: Oh kk, thnx. *Ten minutes later* Elena: Wait, what?!

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Elena: Wait, so, once the light was extinguished on the island the Man in Black could leave? But after the light went out he turned into a normal man? So he could die? Ohh! Who am I kidding, I still don't get it.

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Noah: Oooh, bloody '50s!

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Elena: I should probably call Stefan and make sure we're not wearing the same outfit again...

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Noah:*whispering* 'Turn around girl, I get paid for this you know.Ashton Kuture will never call you.'
Elena:*screaming at phone* 'C'mon Ashton, two vampires like me. You should too!'

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Elena: Do you think Noah would get the hint if I played the song "I Can See Clearly Now"?

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Noah: If she calls the police on me, does this count as being a Peeping Tom?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.