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Elena's Cell: Elena- Please be careful while you're at home. Love, Stefan.
Elena *rolls eyes*: What could possibly happen to me in my own house?
Noah *smiling mischieviously*: (whispered) You'd be surprised...
*Don't you wish that you could be a fly on a wall*
Elena: Do you hear Miley Cyrus or is it just me...?
(Phone rings)spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.
Noah ( thinking): Thats ironic!
Elena `s cell: what are you?
Elena: a girl
Elena`s cell: whats behind you?
Elena: please let it be Damon...
Guy: Well thats what every other girl who watchs this show says. Its not easy being smart, witty,and Hot at the same time! Damon makes it look sooo easy!
Elena: "Better watch your back, bitch. -A"... I don't get it, what does she mean?
Guy on ceiling: I can't believe they couldn't think of any other way to get me up here except for superglue.
Nina Dobrev: I can't believe they mixed up the superglue with my hand moisturizer...
Elena: Damnid Noah, stop sneaking upon me from behind! I told you I don't want to do roleplay with you if I have to be Edward, even if you get on my back I won't run through the forest with you on me!
Noah: Jeez, you are so high maintenance, Serena never had issues with roleplay.
noah thinking: i wonder if i itch my nose, if i will fall...
elena thinking of song: i always feel like...somebody's watching me!
Elena : Noah, get down. There's no time to play spider-monkey. You should get undressed. Stephan is gonna be here within a few minutes. You gotta seduce him. I want this sexy threesome to work.
...Really, realllyyy wish that that guy on my ceiling was better looking. I think he uses a little too much glitter on his face...and gel in his hair...he's starting to look like Edward Cullen. So not a turn on.
I wonder how long it'll take him to realize that I can see his reflection in my phone.
Damon: It's not comfortable to stand like that, get off your clothes faster.
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look Out! He is the Spider-Pig.
Elena: You Know I really hate it when you put your feet on my ceiling, you leave shoe prints
*Elena looks at mirror*
Elena-I can see you right behind me on the ceiling. You picked the spot with a mirror.
Noah-Aww crap! I never get it right!
Guy on the wall: I hope miss Agatha Truncball doesn't see me.
Elena: We have to get out of this house aunt Agatha comes back
Elena: "Crap! Are you spiderman??
Elena: Is there someone above me? Nah... no one is that strong and flexible except Stefan. God that boy sure can bend...mm mm. Don't i have a pic somewhere.. ah there...
Noah: Dayum! How does he do that!?
Elena: I know, right? Hot or what?
Elena: Jealous much?
Damon: Am not!
noah thinks- check out Katherine's ass!!
elena- HEYY im NOT katherine!!!
Guy on the ceiling:So thats who A is.
Elena:So who should I text next Hanna,Spencer,Emily oh wait im moving on now it's time for Sookie Stackhouse I want Bill!!!
Crazy Fan: I can't see who she's texting! I have to know -- will Elena be with Damon or Stefan in season 2!
Nina: Don't tell me. There's another fan on the ceiling trying to find out about season 2.
Elena: (thinking) mmh... who should I call now I am home alone? Stefan or Damon? Damon or Stefan?.....
Man on the ceiling (thinking) Geez why couldn't Jenna just plant a camera to find out who Elena asks over, my arm is falling a sleep.
Elena thinks to herself: chuck thinks he's such an awesome spy...too bad he hasnt realisedi can see him reflecting in my blackberry
Gooosh! Turn around gurl! my arms! can't! take! it!