The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 22

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HA! This week's winning Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entry legitimately cracked us up.

Kudos to reader "tvdhulahoop" for playing off the recent Old Spice commercials that feature an attractive man talking quickly and extolling the virtues of his product. In the caption posted below, Katherine is doing the same.

Thank you to everyone that participated and remember to play every week!

Katherine Caption Pic

Hello Gentlemen. How are you? Fantastic. Does your woman look like me? No. Can she smell like me? Yes. Should she use Fresh Blood body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of a great meal? Do you want a woman who repels vampire bites? Of course you don`t. Sink your teeth into the best bite of your life! So, gentlemen... Does your woman smell like a Fresh Blood woman? You tell me.

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Katherine: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


Katherine: I'm bringing sexy back boys!


Katrine: Do you like the outfit? I'm auditioning for cat-woman in the next batman.


Katherine: eewww what are you doing damon


After spending an awesome time with you guys. I have made my choice. You are dismissed...


Katherine: I finally have the perfect plan to conquer the world! First, I`m going to conquer all the boys. This will be the easiest part, thank God I`m so hot. And then the girls!
The tree: Miss, excuse me, but the fact that you are lesbian doesn`t mean that each girl on the planet is.
Katherine: UGH! You`re right. Why does it have to be so hard to conquer the world?!


Katherine [ talking to the tree ] : 'Hello Damon.' No, no, no, it`s gotta be more...passionate. 'Good evening hottie.' No, no! He`ll think I`m too desperate. OMG, OMG he`s sooo hot! Ok. Katherine, calm down. 'Hi Damon. It`s been a while.' Totally NOT! It`s too formal. Gosh, it`s so hard to be me. I think I`ll stick to 'Hello Damon.'.


Elena: Girl, you look FINE!! but I think you look a bit fatter than me. but still you look nice.
Katherine: Do I really? I think I lost some weight after i left Damon and Stefan, since I ate SO much chocolate out of depression.


Katherine: I'll do to Elena, what Victoria failed to do to Bella.


The Kat is back, watch out boys!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.