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hi people, im not so funny so im not gonna write a real comment to the picture but i just wanted to say that, the winner of caption contest 18 is sooooooo copied from this scene from glee, sue says it. in like ep. 6 season 1
Lexi: Did you heard that? Elena just farted... haha
Stefan: Yeah I did heard it. Now I don't put it in the hole... haha
Stefan:I love it when it gets inside the hole.
Lexi:I always knew you were like that.
Stefan: He’s climbin in your windows. He’s snatchin your people up. Tryna rape em so y’all need to. Hide your kids, Hide your wife. Hide your kids, Hide your wife. Hide your kids, Hide your wife and hide your husband Cuz they’re rapin errbody out here. you don’t have to come and confese. We’re lookin for you. We gon find you. We gon find you. So you can run and tell that, Run and tell that. Run and tell that, homeboy. Home, home, homeboy. We got your t-shirt. you done left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb. you are really dumb–for real. The man got away leaving behind evidence.
Lexi: I was attacked by some idiot in the projects.
Stefan: So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So. He’s climbin in your windows. He’s snatchin your people up. Tryna rape em so y’all need to. Hide your kids, Hide your wife. Hide your kids, Hide your wife. Hide your kids, Hide your wife. and hide your husband Cuz they’re rapin errbody out here. You don’t have to come and confess. We’re
Stefan: its going in, its going in...
Lexi: well i guess theres a first time for everything...
i wish the article is true but i love the Series hhhhhh
Stefan: Are you okay?
Lexi? ya why wouldnt i be?
Stefan: well after edward kills james in vampires suck i thought you'd be pretty banged up...btw red hair is not a good look for you.
Lexi: Is that the first ball you've hit?
Stefan: I'll do you like a ball...
Lexi: *laughs* nice one Stef! way to go, no wonder Elena chose Damon!
stefan: If i win youll talk to elena about me...you know smooth things over
Elena: Then i seriously hope you dont..
Stephen- I think Elena is just worried you will steal me from her.
Lexi- She should be, I DID steal Dean from Rory in season three of Gilmore Girls.
Stephen- *Stands up* Yeah but she stole him back in season five.
Stefan (watching the ball): I'd hit that.
Lexi (watching Elena): Hell yeah.
Stefan: Elena looks so much like Katherine
Lexi: i know i want to screw her
Lexi: why are you hitting that ball?
Stefan: Its Part of the Plan.....
Stefan: Did you just get your wisdom teeth out? You are all puffy.
Lexi: No, I just found out I am allergic to B Positive.
Stefan (thinking): The ball is Damon's head. Damon IS the ball.
Stefan: If I win, you'll quit comparing me to stupid edward cullen.
Lexi: AND if I win, you'll have to let me put glitter on you under the sun so I can see you sparkle shirtless. yum :p
Lexi: Bet ya 50 bucks that you'll die by the end of the season!
Stefan: You're on!
Lexi:No matter what you do with your hair,your'll never look like Edward Cullen
So stephen what do you think about our plans to kill damen and offer him to the sun GOD in exhange for your soul??
I understand why you are hesitant to use your brother for the greater good, to also be traded for your soul. I know that would benefit just not you, but mankind, right? Because with your brother gone and you no longer a vamp I could claim this territory all to myself!
You in turn get to spend time elana as a human.
Lexi, you are somethin else, but you know what I like your idea, gives me something to contemplate..definetly somethin to smile about.
Stefan: So I watched Pranked the other day, and there was a guy, he was playing pool BTW, who said that he could hit both balls in one shot.
Lexi: Wow, and that's interessting because...?
Stefan: I wasn't finished. Anyway. the guy said to another guy to hold the 2 balls close to the both corners and he put a dime in the middle of the pool table. He shoots and the white ball hit him in the nuts, so he hit 2 balls in one shot. WHAHAHA
Lexi: hey, that's not funny, that was my boyfriend!
stefan: 'Ten bucks says I hit the brunette'
Stefan: Just get it into the hole.
Lexi: That's what she said.
Stefan: Ok who should i hit next?
Stefan: Ok who should i hit next?
Lexi: How bout that blonde girl over by the bar
Stefan: Caroline?I already did last week and look what happened to her,,,