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August 28th, 2010 4:05 AM
Stefan: I know the perfect place where my balls should be.
Lexi: (laughs) can we not get weird about elena/katherine or whoever she is!
Rank: New User
August 27th, 2010 9:27 PM
Lexi: Those girls behind you are totally checking out your ass.
Stefan: Who can blame them, You know girls can't resist a sexy vampire.
Lexi: whatever, just shut up and shoot
August 27th, 2010 9:09 PM
Lexi: Stefan, you know you really suck at this game.
Stefan: That's funny, considering I'm kicking your butt.
Lexi: I'm just letting you win 'cause it's your birthday.
Random lady with blond hair in background: Don't look at his a$$. Don't look at his a$$ (referring to Stefan's)
August 27th, 2010 8:42 PM
Stephan: If I win, I'll buy a round of bloody Mary's for the house!
Lexi: Good choice, but no need to buy.....just help yourself!!!
Rank: New User
August 27th, 2010 8:15 PM
Could switching to Vampo really save you 15% or more on blood insurance? Could futbol announcer Andres Cantor make any sport exciting?
Es un momento muy intenso! Cuál es su pensamiento? Cuál es el pensamiento? Vamos a ver lo que va a hacer. Va a golpear la bola roja? Va a golpear la bola amarilla? ¿Qué tensión. Ahí va! Viene! Viene! Viene! Viene! GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL LLL ....
VAMPO...15 minutes could save you 15% on blood insurance.
(Its a very intense moment! Whats he thinking? Whats the thinking? Lets see what he is going to do. Is he going to hit the red ball? Is he going to hit the yellow ball? What tension. There he goes! VIENE VIENE...goal) - translation :D go tvd!
August 27th, 2010 8:03 PM
Lexi:"Birthday sex...birthday sex..its the best time of the year...." Stefan: "Lexi, elena is not kathrine."
Damon: "i know something you don't know.."
August 27th, 2010 7:03 PM
Lexi: Hey Stefan I didn't know you like to play pool?
Stefan: Sure I do.
Lexi: Who ever wins this game gets buy the winner a drink.
Stefan: I'm in.
Rank: Guest Star
August 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Lexi:(smiling) Just give Elena some vamp-sex and trust me, she'll be all yours. Not even Damon can get her.
Stefan: Keep talking.
August 27th, 2010 6:48 PM
Lexi: "Miss it, miss it, miss it!"
August 27th, 2010 6:45 PM
"Stefan if we stand like this any longer my cheeks are going to go numb and I don't mean the ones on my face"
August 27th, 2010 6:43 PM
EDIT:
Stefan: I will show you what I will do with Elena.
Lexi: Stefan! You are a casanova ... Why you not grab Elena and do it?
Stefan: I can not, she's back there with Damon.
Lexi: But Stefan!
Stefan: I can also play billiards with her later.
Lexi: *role Eyes*
August 27th, 2010 6:35 PM
Stefan: Just watch, Lexi, I'll definitely get it into the hole this time!
Lexi: Well, someone's egotistical. You haven't even taken Elena out on a date yet, Stefan. I guess you're more like Damon than we thought!
August 27th, 2010 6:24 PM
Stefan: I will show you what I will do with Elena.
Lexi: Stefan! You are a casanova ... Why not grab you and Elena do it?
Stefan: I can not, she's back there with Damon.
Lexi: But Stefan!
Stefan: I can also play billiards with her later.
Lexi: *role Eyes*
August 27th, 2010 6:18 PM
Stefan: Just watch, Lexi, I'll definitely get it into the hole this time!
Lexi: Yeah um, I think I'll need a few more drinks for that to happen.
August 27th, 2010 5:57 PM
Stefan: Too bad you have to die in a few minutes, you'll miss Damon/Elena/Stefan threesome.
Lexi: I hate you...
Rank: New User
August 27th, 2010 5:53 PM
[elena singing] hes probly up behind her with a pool stick teachin her how to shoot a combo...
August 27th, 2010 5:47 PM
Correction:
Lexi: 'I can't believe you watched vampires suck, you are a vampire!'
Stefan: 'Well so are you, and you starred in it!'
Lexi: 'Oh, yeah... well just another vampire thing I got killed of from' *laughs*
Stefan: 'Yeah what is it with you being killed on vamp shows?' *laughs*
August 27th, 2010 5:46 PM
Lexi: 'I can't believe you watched vampires suck, you are one!'
Stefan: 'Well so are you, and you starred in it!'
Lexi: 'Oh, yeah... well just another vampire thing I got killed of from' *laughs*
Stefan: 'Yeah what is it with you being killed on vamp shows?' *laughs*
August 27th, 2010 5:45 PM
Bud Lite Lime...even vampires drink it.
Rank: Regular Character
August 27th, 2010 5:35 PM
Stefan: I guess I should smile, because isn't that what teenagers do when they drink and play pool.
Lexi: Yeah, and they also dance.
Stefan: Lets leave it at that for now.
August 27th, 2010 5:28 PM
Stefan: Bet you 20 bucks i can hit the glass off the table.
Lexi: Ha your on old man!
Rank: Regular Character
August 27th, 2010 5:20 PM
Lexi: See, isn't this fun. I do not know when the last time I ever seen you smiling.
Stefan: Well, I gotta hand it to you. At first I didn't want to come, but I am glad I did.
August 27th, 2010 5:15 PM
Lexi: Man, I don't when I've had this much fun! This is great, Stefan!
Stefan: Um, you're gonna get killed in like, eh, forty-five minutes.
Lexi: Way to suck the life out of everything, Stefan.
Rank: Regular Character
August 27th, 2010 5:13 PM
Lexi: Wow, the way you are playing, I will never get to go.
Stefan: Well, living as long as me will make you more experience.
August 27th, 2010 5:12 PM
stefan: Lexi it took me 162 years to perfect this shot. Watch this one!