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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 23

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It was an obvious entry, but as fans of The Office, it still made us laugh.

Therefore, reader "sleepyhead" wins this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest for being the first to submit the dialogue between Stefan and Lexi below. Thanks to everyone that played and remember to do so every week!

Pool Playing

Stefan: Just get it into the hole.
Lexi: That's what she said.

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Stephen- I think Elena is just worried you will steal me from her.
Lexi- She should be, I DID steal Dean from Rory in season three of Gilmore Girls.
Stephen- *Stands up* Yeah but she stole him back in season five.

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Stefan (watching the ball): I'd hit that.
Lexi (watching Elena): Hell yeah.

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Stefan: Elena looks so much like Katherine
Lexi: i know i want to screw her

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Lexi: why are you hitting that ball?
Stefan: Its Part of the Plan.....

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Stefan: Did you just get your wisdom teeth out? You are all puffy.
Lexi: No, I just found out I am allergic to B Positive.

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Stefan (thinking): The ball is Damon's head. Damon IS the ball.

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Stefan: If I win, you'll quit comparing me to stupid edward cullen.
Lexi: AND if I win, you'll have to let me put glitter on you under the sun so I can see you sparkle shirtless. yum :p

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Lexi: Bet ya 50 bucks that you'll die by the end of the season!
Stefan: You're on!

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Lexi:No matter what you do with your hair,your'll never look like Edward Cullen

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So stephen what do you think about our plans to kill damen and offer him to the sun GOD in exhange for your soul??
I understand why you are hesitant to use your brother for the greater good, to also be traded for your soul. I know that would benefit just not you, but mankind, right? Because with your brother gone and you no longer a vamp I could claim this territory all to myself!
You in turn get to spend time elana as a human. Lexi, you are somethin else, but you know what I like your idea, gives me something to contemplate..definetly somethin to smile about.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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