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  1. Gossxxx

    Taylor: So for this season I thought i'd go for the rehab look..

    Connor: Ummm nice *now i know which character turned me gay*.

  2. iloveheadbands hearts dair
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: My mother left us, Chuck Bass tried to rape me, my potential friends started to hate me because I stole a Valentino, I dropped out of school to focus on my designing career but then my psycho friend burnt my dresses down, I made out with Nate but then he chose Vanessa over me, I became a drug-dealer, my boyfriend dumped me because I didn't want to have sex, then I had sex with Chuck Bass and now Blair hates me, I tried to steal Nate from Serena and now Serena hates me, I tried to split up Rufus and Lily and I destroyed my brother's relationship with Vanessa. Have you ever heard anything that compares to that?
    Eric: Jenny, I told you I'm Eric. It's just that the writers want me to turn into a Nate wannabe.
    Jenny: Nate? Ohhh kiss me Nate!

  3. Charlot28
    Rank: Extra

    Connor: So, do you think if I will keep growing my chest hair like this I also will have hot scenes like Penn and Chace have all the times and fit in with the student guys?
    Taylor: You have chest hair?!
    Connor: Yes, it's my new Season 4 look, apparently Stephanie likes it now and she thinks it will make the show 'edgy'..
    Taylor: Pfff, whaaa-the f*ck?!, I am already so edgy, you guys don't need any hair at all... Just look at me edgy, edgy, edgy.
    Connor: Well, maybe first it's time they fixed up yours after the repulsive, dramatic extensions last season..
    Taylor: Whaaaaat?!
    Connor: Sorry, my character is gay, I notice things like that now.

  4. margherita

    jenny:uff...the nailpolish of my Thumb went away..we have to run home!
    Eric:thinking(When is she leaving?)

  5. Amy

    Jenny: what is chuck wearing?!
    Eric: i dont know but i like it ;)

  6. Fran

    T: you know, Connor, being a singer it's really hard...you try to express yourself but everybody judges you and it's mean at you, they don't understand the meaning of your work... but I bet you do, don't you? there must be a song of mine that you really like, right? C: You make me wanna die. T: Really? yeah, it's a good song... C: No, you make me wanna die, like, SERIOUSLY.

  7. SiriDavidsen
    Rank: Guest Star

    Connor: (thinking) Eugh! How do I get rid of Taylor? Haha, I've got it!

    Connor: Taylor, look! It's Rihanna, and she's wearing a leather jacket!

    Taylor. NO!! *turns frantically around* Connor, she's not here... Connor? Connor? Where'd you go?

  8. MattyMonsterr
    Rank: Extra

    Jenny: Dammit Eric, I told you NOT to out-fierce me!

  9. Kim

    Jenny:Yum
    Eric: Sorry, I'm gay! :p

  10. g man

    Is Jenny's character profile last season actually a lie?
    Her wardrobe and make-up created in a way to match with the grumbling, sulky, resentful child Jenny in the last season. According to the show's writer and producer, it should be a seasonal thing that seems to me that would be thrown away after Jenny being taught a lesson by being thrown away to another city...

    But look at this freaking pic! The lip color, the dress...is this about a budget cut or sth. due to the Paris shooting?

  11. Liz P

    Connor: (thinking) Great, now I need to get tested for rabies.

  12. random

    J: Oh My Gawwddd (Janice - friends) E: What happened? J: That bitchy blonde there stole my vibrator E: Who? J: Oh s*** its serena

  13. QueenB4ever

    (sorry, last post was a typo!)

    Taylor: God, why is everyone staring at me? It's like I'm Madonna or something.
    Connor: Well, we are on a famous NYC set, T-Moms...
    Taylor: Don't call me that you f&*#!@? retard!
    Connor (thinking) Called it.
    Camera Guy: Hey, Taylor, would you please refrain from cussing your costar out?
    Taylor: Don't tell me what to do, b*&%$!!
    Connor: (thinking) Called that time, too.

  14. QueenB4ever

    Taylor: God, why is everyone staring at me? It's like I'm Madonna or something.
    Connor: Well, we are on a famous NYC set, T-Moms...
    Taylor: Don't call me that you f&*#!@? retard!
    Connor (thinking) Called it.
    Camera Guy: Hey, Taylor, would please refrain from cussing your costar out?
    Taylor: Don't tell me what to do, b*&%$!!
    Connor: (thinking) Called that time, too.

  15. honeygirl
    Rank: Guest Star

    eric: jeez jenny how often will i have to tell you, i know you want nate whose family is into politics but combing your hair and putting on huge sunglasses is not gonna make you jackie o!

  16. honeygirl
    Rank: Guest Star

    eric: so jenny, i know its super hip right now to have a gay boyfriend, i mean agyness dean has henry holland and everything, and i also know you need something to establish yourself as the queen of hudson but do you really think changing my look to look "gayer" is the way to do it?

  17. JKMArchibald
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: Eric do you think anyone will recognize me with these sunglasses?
    Eric: Well they might no be able to see your racoon eyes but they can still recognize you from that stringy blond mess that you call hair.

  18. fleur

    Connor: Why do all my scenes have to be with girls 10 inches taller than me?

  19. SiriDavidsen
    Rank: Guest Star

    J: Eric, for God's sake, I'm burning up in this dress!

    E: Oh shut up! This is the only dress I could find that was so slutty you'd like it and it also matches your ugly, oversized sunglasses!

  20. Kristi Cagle Kristi Cagle
    Rank: Guest Star

    E: Well, on the plus side, your extensions don't look like crap anymore.

    J: Shut up and get me out of here before Blair strangles me.

  21. Fnike
    Rank: Extra

    Connor (thinking): I hate Taylor and I also hate her songs... Fortunately she's here only for a few episodes...
    Taylor (thinking): I hope next time I will have a better dress!

  22. Anna

    J: Eric, don't tell anyone I've been parting everyday since i left UPS
    E: Don't worry, Won't be needed your face talks itself


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