The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 26

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Many book titles were offered up for the image below, but the one conjured by "shinthong" made that reader into this week's Caption Contest champion.

Check out his/her entry below and remember to come back and play every week. We really appreciate it!

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Hey, its The Vampire Diaries, by L.J. Smith!! Wait a minute...

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Katherine: "How to curl your way to a new you?"


Katherine: Hmm an old book, let's see what's written in it. Elena's photo what the heck! wait there's something written beneath it. "This girl is the meanest, nastiest girl I've ever met. She is a fugly slut. Do not trust her!" Wow, who ever this wrote is pissed off at Elena. Maybe there's hope that I could make a friend here.


Katherine : Hey, its 'The Vampire Diaries, by L.J. Smith!! Wait a minute...


This is Stefan's diary. Maybe I shouldn't read it. Maybe I should give it back to him. He did say he would never read mine. But, his is so much thicker that mine. There is so much more to it. Maybe I could understand more about his and Damon's past.


Katherine: What's up with this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped.


Katherine: 'Hi, little spider. This book has a message for you: GAME OVER!'
Spider: CRACK!


Damon's journal.... Hmmmmm
It reads:
"Dear Journal,
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn, when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer.
And then at the parade,disaster. It was unmistakable.
Stefan and Elena are totally in love.
"Stelena." Everytime I try to destroy this cute and adorable, while sickening and annoying relationship it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Here I am, about to turn 30, and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of doughy misshapen teens.
Am I missing something, Journal? Is it me? Of course its not me. Its Stefan. What is it about him, Journal? Is it the arrogant smirk? Is it the store-bought home perm? You know, Journal, I noticed something yesterday. Of course. Its coming clear to me now.
If I can't destroy this relationship, I will have to destroy the man!"


BiteMeBass HAHAHA best, hope you win


Nina Dobrev: Talk about cutting our budget, they gave me the book from "charmed"


Katherine: "They keep talking about this 'bitch' in this Diary...hmmmm...must be Bonnie..."

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]