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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 27

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We should have known this week's Caption Contest photo would inspire a few lewd entries.

So we hope no PG-rated eyes scroll down and check out this edition's winning entry, courtesy of "Megz...x." We'll try to keep it cleaner next time, as long as you readers continue to bring the funny.

Deal? Good! Best of luck to everyone on next week's contest!

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Can I poke u with my wood?

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Damon: "Oh, that bitch is dead."

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Damon:I want to kill her!
Elena:Why?
Damon:Katherine had a threesome with her and Stefan!
Elena:KILL her.

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Elena - Damon, please...Caroline's right here. Get your wood out of my face.

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Over my dead body, Damion!

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Caroline: (Good Elena's here. He can't stab that stake through both of us.)
Elena: "Damon please she's my friend. (Even though she gets under my skin like almost EVERY DAY!)
Damon: (I wonder what Elena would do if I kissed her right now?)

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Caroline: Oh god, not the eye sex again..

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Elena: Wrong hole Damon... aren't you supposed to be experienced??

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Nina (elena): Open mouth in shock, wide eyes, tummy in, boobs out and arms back! There! The perfect I-am-so-scared-but-i-am-protecting-my-friend-from-you-even-though-i-secretly-hate-her-look!

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can i poke u with my wood

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Caroline: Elena, your hair smells weird..
Damon: I think i'm actually supposed to stab you?
Elena: WHAT?!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.