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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 27

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We should have known this week's Caption Contest photo would inspire a few lewd entries.

So we hope no PG-rated eyes scroll down and check out this edition's winning entry, courtesy of "Megz...x." We'll try to keep it cleaner next time, as long as you readers continue to bring the funny.

Deal? Good! Best of luck to everyone on next week's contest!

Stake pic

Can I poke u with my wood?

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Damon: "Oh, that bitch is dead."


Damon:I want to kill her!
Damon:Katherine had a threesome with her and Stefan!
Elena:KILL her.


Elena - Damon, please...Caroline's right here. Get your wood out of my face.


Over my dead body, Damion!


Caroline: (Good Elena's here. He can't stab that stake through both of us.)
Elena: "Damon please she's my friend. (Even though she gets under my skin like almost EVERY DAY!)
Damon: (I wonder what Elena would do if I kissed her right now?)


Caroline: Oh god, not the eye sex again..


Elena: Wrong hole Damon... aren't you supposed to be experienced??


Nina (elena): Open mouth in shock, wide eyes, tummy in, boobs out and arms back! There! The perfect I-am-so-scared-but-i-am-protecting-my-friend-from-you-even-though-i-secretly-hate-her-look!


can i poke u with my wood


Caroline: Elena, your hair smells weird..
Damon: I think i'm actually supposed to stab you?
Elena: WHAT?!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]