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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 124

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Welcome to the 124th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest winner is nickyr. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to GSparks28, AL (Awesome Legend) and damonsbabydoll. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again in next week's edition!

C. Bass Speaks

Ladies and gentlemen... to my left, with 100 pounds of prostituted angelic goodness ... EVA!
And at my right, with 95 pounds of evil Waldorfing beauty ... BLAIR!
LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

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Annabelcrawford

I would like to alert you all , a racoon has returned to the UES please all be wear. Thank-You.

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Chuck: My fellow Americans, I did not have sexual relations with that French tart Eva!

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Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. My therapist says the root of my problems can be traced back to my nanny. She was insanely inappropriate with me. She washed her lingerie in my bath water while I was still in it.

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@ Chair#1fan Oh My God. I need to watch the 7th episode right. Now.

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Chuck : And I can't help it that I'm so popular and everybody loves me
*falls back facing crowd*
*everyone moves away and lands on Serena*

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Chuck: "hey my name is Chuck Bass. I am the most hated person online at moment. I hurt my big love very much with my stupid behaviour. I was mad on my stepmother as she slept with her past lover and now she is together with him. I lost my father through an accident and i think i was fault on this. My best friend is the fucking Nate A. I would be lost without him.We share almost everything! I love Blair waldorf and i can never love someone else as her. my live is often to crazy and sometimes i would prever to spring from the brooklyn bridge. I slept with jenny humpfrey, my stepsister. After i lost my father i had nobody more really. But now i know that i have a family again. I am often the asshole for everybody but i have a heart like you too. I standing here to say apologize to all people which i hurt. First there is Blair my lover, my friend, my one and only. I am so sorry Blair. I love you so much. Please forgive me all my sins. I wanted apologize to little jenny Humpfrey, my stepsister and this girl which almost raped before some years. and i wanted apologize to my stepmum Lily.. She is the only parent which i even still have and i hope i will never loose her=). And last but not least all people which i hurt in the past too. I am not perfect but i am Chuck bass.. Thanks for your attention."

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I honestly thought it was over between us... I tried the 'Affair to Remember Line' and everything...

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Well you see all I did was go BANG BANG BANG and thats how I become the first man whore prez. RIP OBAMA!!!

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@sophiebass
well you never know :D, i got this from a tumblr, the provider said that it was from someone who has read the script.
i am hoping it true though.

Sophiebass

Chuck: So basically what you do, is put your hand out like this and go - one macca, two macca, three macarana !

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.

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