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Gossip Girl: No matter how hard you try, you can't keep these bas girls down. Seriously, they go up all by themselves.

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Colin: If only I can find her other boob...

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(In his head)
Colin: I hope she can't see me staring at her boobs.

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Colin: So...how are you two doin'?

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Serena: (Thinking) I love him.

Colin: (thinking) I love them.

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Serena: Oh crap, there's my mother... Just act casual.
Colin: I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Serena: Oh crap, my mum. Just pretend i'm your... guest.
Colin: Did you say breast?

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COLIN: The sight of all your fakeness makes my stomach hurt.

SERENA: Yeah, and the sight of your geled up ugly hair makes me wanna puke.

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Colin: Yeah, Serena is a hooker version of "Bat Girl" for Halloween!

SERENA: *laughs* ....wait what?

Colin: Have another drink sweetie.

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Sam: Oh seriously Serena, we know those are fake

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and here ladies and gentlemen, our newest addition to the madame tussauds wax museum; we're calling it 'serena's night out'. please note the detail in her bosom. it is made of soft melted wax.



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