Gossip Girl Caption Contest 127

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Welcome to the 127th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Caption Contest winner is gailramage. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Sophie's Choice, morganaoglesby, maggieh10 and Genevieve. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week!

Getting a Good Look

Gossip Girl: Looks like the professor gets a DD for his efforts in averting his eyes.

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Gossip Girl: No matter how hard you try, you can't keep these bas girls down. Seriously, they go up all by themselves.

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Colin: If only I can find her other boob...

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(In his head)
Colin: I hope she can't see me staring at her boobs.

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Colin: So...how are you two doin'?

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Serena: (Thinking) I love him. Colin: (thinking) I love them.

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Serena: Oh crap, there's my mother... Just act casual.
Colin: I'm sorry, did you say something? ----------------------------------------------------- Serena: Oh crap, my mum. Just pretend i'm your... guest.
Colin: Did you say breast?

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COLIN: The sight of all your fakeness makes my stomach hurt. SERENA: Yeah, and the sight of your geled up ugly hair makes me wanna puke.

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Colin: Yeah, Serena is a hooker version of "Bat Girl" for Halloween! SERENA: *laughs* ....wait what? Colin: Have another drink sweetie.

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Sam: Oh seriously Serena, we know those are fake

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and here ladies and gentlemen, our newest addition to the madame tussauds wax museum; we're calling it 'serena's night out'. please note the detail in her bosom. it is made of soft melted wax.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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