Grey's Anatomy

85 Comments

1. Jennifer
   October 15th, 2010 12:41 PM
   

   April: ...and so that's why I'm moving to New Jersey so I can be on "Jersey Shore" and loose my virginity to The Situation.
   Alex: Dude, I'm Seattle's version of "The Situation." We'll just take care of business here.

2. EmmaMO
   Rank: Guest Star
   October 15th, 2010 5:42 AM
   

   April: "...And then Shonda told me i could be a regular"
   Alex: " Oh god, another crazy"

3. me
   October 14th, 2010 11:09 PM
   

   April: ...and that's why I'm still a virgin
   
   Alex: You have lipstick on you're teeth

4. me
   October 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
   

   April: I'm a virgin
   
   Alex: And why should this surprise me?

5. me
   October 14th, 2010 11:06 PM
   

   April: Is anyone else a virgin?
   
   Alex: Yes.
   
   April: Really?
   
   Alex: No.

6. samsmom
   Rank: Guest Star
   October 14th, 2010 10:28 PM
   

   April: All I'm saying is the right guy will come along when the time is right. It really hurts me that my personal choice to stay a virgin is just a joke to you guys. Well laugh it up.
   Alex: Can I have your fries?

7. Jenn
   October 14th, 2010 3:43 PM
   

   I can't help it! I thought poundcake was just... cake!

8. anly
   October 14th, 2010 1:41 AM
   

   Alex: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
   April: You look like Popeye on crack

9. anly
   October 14th, 2010 1:38 AM
   

   Alex: I'll speak for everybody and you can get the f**k out. You left last season, you might as well leave now.

10. anly
    October 14th, 2010 1:36 AM
    

    Alex: Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be....
    April: The situation?
    Meredith: Sloan?
    Lexie: Jackson?
    Alex: Dude no, Alex Karev