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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 30

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Well played, TV Fanatic readers.

We enjoyed many of the responses to this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, especially all the references to The Ring. But "Whitney" made us laugh the hardest by pointing out an unspoken, unfortunate fact about Mystic Falls: it's not exactly diverse, is it?

Check out her winning entry below and remember to come back and play every week!

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Oh my god... this is where they're keeping all the minorities in Mystic Falls.

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Bonnie: "Caroline, what happened?"
Caroline: "It's Stefan, he fell into the well!"
Bonnie (thinking): "One down, two more to go!"

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Bonnie: "Caroline, what happened?"
Caroline: "It's Stefan, he fell into the well!"
Bonnie (shouting): "Hmm, HAVE FUN IN NARNIA! ... Freak"

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Bonnie: What's down there?
Caroline: ...it's the Goonies.

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Bonnie : I dropped a penny !
Caroline : Let it go Bonnie ! it's just a penny !
Bonnie : Wait ! let me try my super-witch powers and see if i can levitate it .
Caroline : (Waits impatietnly)
Bonnie : Nope ! i can only lift feathers after all !

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Bonnie : I wish for damon salvatore .
Caroline : dungon boy realy ?
Bonnie : yes i want damon salvatore the tortured undead bad boy .
Caroline : ( look sarcasticly ) okay .

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Bonnie:are you sure Tyler was saying the truth about this??
Caroline: Yes, he told me the moonstone was down there..
Bonnie: ok,let me try a spell

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Oh my god...this is where they're keeping all the minorities in Mystic Falls.

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Caroline: No, Bonnie, I'm telling you! I saw her come out of there! She had black hair in her face, and was crawling on all fours...

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Bonnie: How far do you think it is? I need you to test if a vampire can climb out. Caroline: Look, I know that Katherine needs to leave town, one way or another, but find another lackey to die in a well. Bonnie: Come on, I'll levitate you out. Caroline: On second thought, lets push the Salvatores in. You,know he still bit you in season 1. Bonnie: I like that better. WE can rid the town of vampires. Mason (behind tree): Of course because it worked so well in 1864. Caroline: HELLO! WHAT ABOUT ME?! Mason:I say we throw your ring down there. Caroline: I'll rip your throat out.

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Elena inside Well: Just keep swimmming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming. What do we do? we swim, swim.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.