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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 32

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Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Vampire Diaries Caption Contest history, two readers sent in the same entry.

Our apologies to "Kate," but "Ana" did so first, giving her this week's title. But you both made us laugh and everyone can read the winning submission below. Thanks to everyone for playing and remember to do so every week!

Kat vs. Caroline

Elena: Call me Snooki one more time...

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Katherine: Either you do as I say or you die....AGAIN!
Caroline: You're funny. You killed me once, so I figured this time, I'll return the favor.
Katherine: How dare you say that to me!
Caroline: I did and I'll do it again too if you don't leave me the Hell alone!
Katherine: You better bring everything you have to the table, fledgeling!
Caroline: Table? What table? Where's the table?

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Katherine: "I so hate Blonds"
Caroline: "Then u should have left this one alone!"
Katherine: "If you weren't so handy I choke the life out of you"
Caroline: "Remember you've already did that."

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poor Elena she gets the bad end all the way around! Girl u should of chose Damon!!! He is better looking anyways I'm a sucker for the bad boys

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Katherine: That's a nice dress! Give it or die!
Caroline: Never!

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Katherin: Don't look at me like that? Caroline: Like what? This is just my normal face! Katherin: You should get a refund. Caroline: Hey! (Damon is cracking up in the background)

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Katherin: Don't look at me like that? Caroline: Like what? This is just my normal face! Katherin: You should get a refund. Caroline: Hey!

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That awkward moment when someone casually asks if you'll join their human centipede

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Katherine: Prepare to die! Any last words?
Caroline: Yes, look where's my wooden bullet gun pointing.

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*katherine's mad and needs to kill someone so she grabs caroline* katherine: dammit, i can't find your pulse! caroline: that's because you've already killed me.

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Katherine: If you don't dye and straighten your hair, I will tell everyone what you are.
Caroline: But I can't pull off the Elena look like you can.
Katherine: Exactly

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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