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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 32

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Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Vampire Diaries Caption Contest history, two readers sent in the same entry.

Our apologies to "Kate," but "Ana" did so first, giving her this week's title. But you both made us laugh and everyone can read the winning submission below. Thanks to everyone for playing and remember to do so every week!

Kat vs. Caroline

Elena: Call me Snooki one more time...

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Elena: Call me Snooki one more time...

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Katherine: I'll get you, my pretty.
Caroline: There's no place like home, there's no place like home... Damnit! How come it will work for a girl stuck in LaLa land, but not a vampire being choked to death? Life sucks.

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Katherine: Miss Mystic Falls is over. Your dress looks like a giant sash.

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“That's the scary part. I didn't know if I should smile, crack up, scream or run.�

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Caroline: For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

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Caroline: Get that bumpit out of your hair. It looks ridiculous.

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Katherine: Tell me where Edward Cullen lives! NOW!!!
Caroline: Never, you'll have to go through me and Bella!

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Caroline: You’re really hot.
Katherine: You’re sweet.
Caroline: And your breath smells really good.
Katherine: So does yours. And you know why? Because this is a fantasy.

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Katherine: have you been drinking bunny? I think I can smell it.
Caroline: I went hunting with Stephan earlier. He made me bury the rabbit this time. While he put on his "hey it's Tuesday face" after I found the collection of dead bugs bunnies

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Katherine: I never knew there were dumb blonde vampires..
Caroline: well what about lexi?
Katherine: she dosent matter, she was in a movie with mermaids.
Caroline: what's next, your gonna tell me there was actually Frankenstein, that twilight rules. And Bert and Erne really are just room mates?!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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