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November 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Alex: "And then she said, she'd be in the bathroom freshening up her makeup for a few minutes and invited me to join her! Bailey never knew how "physical" I got with a patient!"
April: "OMG, that's so funny! Hey,my make up needs "freshening" also--care to join me?"
Alex: "Nah, I'm good!"
Lexie: "Ouch! Alex one, April zero!"
November 7th, 2010 10:41 PM
Alex:You know what they say,it;s pretty big.
April:HEHE!!!
Lexi(Thinking):HAHA too bad its as small as a tooth pick.
November 7th, 2010 8:18 PM
April *thinking*- FINALLY!!!!!!!! a boy who doesn't think i'm annoying
Alex *thinking*- i've lived with crazy, married crazy, and had an affair with crazy, maybe i can change things a little bit. going to date crazy now.
November 7th, 2010 5:07 PM
Alex: Mmm I love a girl that can drive a stick.
Lexie: Hah, too bad she doesn't know how to drive yours...
November 7th, 2010 3:37 PM
April: Hey, I'm pretty good at trauma.
Alex: Yeah, you're like George.
Lexie: Gonna end up like him too.
November 7th, 2010 1:47 PM
alex: BEER!!!
Rank: Guest Star
November 7th, 2010 7:09 AM
Alex: "So you wanna go home and do-it?
April: "Ewwww, no, boy germs"
November 7th, 2010 5:07 AM
Lexie: Mark's totally checking out my ass...
April: Alex's totally checking out my boobs
November 6th, 2010 10:39 PM
@cconklin nobody is one word
November 6th, 2010 8:49 PM
Alex: This beer tastes funny
April: This wine tastes funny
Lexie: Tee hee
November 6th, 2010 7:32 PM
Alex: Wow, you know I've never seen you so pretty . You glow, like the moon.
April: Why thank you, Alex! I've never seen you so sincere!
Alex: What? Im like this everyday!
April:Are you trying to make me pay the tab? Are you sucking up so i will pay the tab?
Alex: No..... maybe...yes.
(Laughter)
April:You're going to make me pay my cash!
(Even more laughter)
Lexie: (scoff) Please, The only thing he's going to make you cash in is your Vcard.
November 6th, 2010 6:33 PM
Lexie: Maybe if I show Mark my ass he'll want to sleep with me
April: Maybe if I laugh at all of Alex's jokes he'll want to sleep with me.
Alex: Maybe if I get April and Lexi drunk they'll both sleep with me!
November 6th, 2010 1:42 PM
*Alex and April chatting with each other happily*
Lexie: Ermmm...hello?! I'm here too...
November 6th, 2010 1:41 PM
Lexie (thinking): It's only a matter of time before Alex deflowers April...
Rank: Guest Star
November 6th, 2010 12:39 PM
Alex: So let me get this straight...you're not crazy and you don't have cancer; the only issue is that you're a virgin?
April: ...Yep.
Lexie: SERIOUSLY?
Rank: Guest Star
November 6th, 2010 12:37 PM
April: I'm just a girl in bar...
Alex: I'm just a guy in a b--
Lexie: WHY IS IT NEVER ME?!
Rank: Regular Character
November 6th, 2010 10:16 AM
Alex: Lexie's so desperate for friends she bought us drinks!
APril: Such a loser!
Lexie: haha, I peed in their cups!
Rank: Regular Character
November 6th, 2010 10:15 AM
Alex : so if we hook up,our cute little name could be AA.
April: well, since that is also Alcoholics Anonymous, I was thinking more like AAA. We'll throw in Avery for good measure...
Rank: Regular Character
November 6th, 2010 10:13 AM
Alex: So on MY form, I forgot to put Lexie's name and she was pissed!
April: She was so bad you didn't even remember that you slept with her? Wow, I guess even a virgin like me couldn't be that bad.
November 6th, 2010 9:21 AM
Alex: The first time I ever kissed my ex-wife was right here in this spot.
April: Is that supposed to be a pickup line?
Rank: Extra
November 6th, 2010 3:23 AM
April: Dude, you breath stinks!!!
November 6th, 2010 2:19 AM
April: "Finally! Our team won! We totally won!"
Alex: "You so rocked it! Great idea with the pretend ambulance!"
April: "thanks! How about we go to the on call room and have some pretend sex to celebrate!"
November 6th, 2010 12:44 AM
Alex: *evil grin* I'm going to finish up my drink and take you back to the on-call room for some R&R. Heh heh.
April: *nervous laugh* The on-call room? That's not really romantic.
Lexie: Hey Joe! Can I get one more drink so I can throw it at April? *thinks* First she steals Mer, now Alex. She must pay.
November 6th, 2010 12:43 AM
Alex: *evil grin* I'm going to finish up my drink and take you back to the on-call room for some R&R. Heh heh.
April: *nervous laugh* The on-call room? That's not really romantic.
Lexie: Hey Joe! Can I get one more drink so I can throw it at April? *thinks* First she steals Mer, know Alex. She must pay.
November 5th, 2010 11:13 PM
Lexie: Surely Aprils not dumb enough to go home with Alex.
April: Sure Alex ill go back to your place.
Lexie: And I was wrong.