Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 236

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Welcome to the 236th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is jude2. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Emza and Patadyme MacCloud. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Team Groom

Cristina: I have the longest dancing pole imaginable in my house. It runs from the top of my house to the bottom. Anyone interested?

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Emilielovesmerder

Cristina: Oh my god. What the heck is that?!
Dude next to her: That tasted like pee.
Dude Laughing: *laughs* sorry

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Cristina: Round round get around I get around Guys : woohoohoohoooo I get arounnnnnd

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Cristina; Did you know that if you put a wet finger on the glass rim and rub it slowly around the rim, you can make a musical note

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Cristina; Joe, phone Meredith Grey and tell her I've beaten her record for drinking tequilla shots in a session! Joe: Have you paid for any of these tequilla shots? Cristina: They were on the house!

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Cristina: No way! I burped louder!

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Cristina: Look! These empty shot glasses says I should cut out that surgery crap and start working as a bartender for real.

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Cristina: Crap I got a shell in my throat!

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Cristina: Carp I got a shell in my throat!

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Cristina: I have the longest dancing pole imaginable in my house. It runs from the top of my house to the bottom. Anyone interested?

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Cristina: I am drunk, vunerable and goodlooking and looking for my own McDreamy Owen: Cristina, I'm your husband Cristina: Ooops. I forgot, still not feeling married here

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.