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Rank: Guest Star
November 21st, 2010 3:38 PM
Random: why did you bother saving him, that surgery looks hard!
Christina: Well because he is McDreamy
November 21st, 2010 3:35 PM
Guy to right: DUUUDDE you ate soooo many peanuts!!!
Christina: Yup you know I did.
I win.
Do I get a t-shirt?!
November 21st, 2010 2:11 PM
Cristina: I''m soooo fucking drunk ... PUSSSAAYYYY!!!!
Rank: New User
November 21st, 2010 1:04 PM
cristina : my peanut shell is obviously gona win yours!
Rank: Leading Character
November 21st, 2010 10:18 AM
Warning!!!! I screw men like whores on tequila and then I try to marry them.
November 21st, 2010 8:47 AM
Cristina: I'LL WIN!!! I always win.
November 21st, 2010 4:18 AM
cristina: here i go here i go again salt what's my weakness
guys: tequila!!!
November 20th, 2010 5:12 PM
Groom: Wanna see who can down a shot the fastest?
Cristina: You're on... and just so you know i'm the reining hot dog eating champ so you better bring it.
Groom: Crap
Rank: Extra
November 20th, 2010 3:05 PM
I made a typo, too. You know where it is. If I win, which I won't however, you can edit it. Wow.
Rank: Extra
November 20th, 2010 3:04 PM
Cristina: I'm the new stripper, Stacie-Flower quit yesterday.
Man 1: When do you start?
Cristina: When I'm drunk, when my friends have left, or when Burke returns to the show.
Man 2: Fat chance, I'm rooting fr Addison to return to Seattle Grace/Mercy West and stay there for good.
Man 3: Nah-uh, Izzie is guest starring later in the season!
Cristina: Did anybody want to say 'Spoiler Alert'?
Rank: Regular Character
November 20th, 2010 2:21 PM
sorry made a typo:
Cristina: I gotta feeling..
Man to the right: oohhh whoo.
Cristina:that tonights gonna be a good nightt...
Man to the right: that tonights gonna be a good good night.
cristina: I love being a bartender !! but im pretty sure owens not going to be too happy
Rank: Regular Character
November 20th, 2010 12:22 PM
Cristina: I got feeling..
Man to the right: oohhh whoo.
Cristina:that tonights gonna be a good nightt...
man to the right: a good good night.
cristina: HAH were soo wasted..owens going to kill me.
Rank: Guest Star
November 20th, 2010 11:14 AM
*trying to do a shot*
Cristina: Hey...Where'd my glass go...
Rank: Regular Character
November 20th, 2010 10:28 AM
Cristina: Tequila? No, we ran out of that hours ago! I just peed into the cups...pretty much straight tequila at this point anyhow..
Rank: Regular Character
November 20th, 2010 10:26 AM
Dude without the Team Groom shirt in the back - "I can't believe noone noticed I snuck into this shot! I'm on Grey's Anatomy!!! Oh my girlfriend is going to be SO jealous!"
Rank: Regular Character
November 20th, 2010 10:24 AM
Cristina: Don't worry about getting too drunk, I know tons of people at the hospital. Banana bags are on me!
November 20th, 2010 10:10 AM
There was a shooter at the hospital and now I'm doing shooters, acting like I work at Hooters!! GO!
November 20th, 2010 10:09 AM
I've got a good one.. Once, in the O/R I wore a DIAPER!!
November 20th, 2010 9:51 AM
Christina to Groom: Wow that tasted good! It just had a bad after taste!
Groom: Yeah, that's what she said!
Rank: Guest Star
November 20th, 2010 3:06 AM
Cristina: "Wait, What happened to my kidney in the jar...?"
November 19th, 2010 11:46 PM
99 glasses of shooter on the wall
99 glasses of shooter!
what's left?
98 glasses of shooter on the wall
98 glasses of shooter!
November 19th, 2010 6:15 PM
Cristina: one, two, three, four...
Guy sitting next to her: are you counting how many drinks you've had?
Cristina: NO!!!!!!
Guy sitting next to her: then what?
Cristina: peanut shells!!!!!!!!
November 19th, 2010 6:11 PM
Cristina: *slurred speech* Dude, I'm soo wasted! No more!
Bachelor Party Guys: Come on! One more! One more!
Cristina: *thinking* What the hell am I doing to myself?
November 19th, 2010 5:52 PM
CRISATINA:*Thinks to self* "Shit this is disgusting"
Guy sitting next to her:"Your hawttt"
Cristina": "I don't think so"
Cristina:"Who wants more drinks"
Everyone: "ME, I do""
Guy to right standing up in black shirt:(thinks) "Damn this shit is o disgusting i don't think I can have another, but all the guys will think I'm a pansy". I better suck it up"
Guy to right sitting down: "tehe I just farted"(thinks)
Rank: Guest Star
November 19th, 2010 3:45 PM
One of the bachelor party guys: Man she is super wasted...she's about to down an invisible shot.