Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 236

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Welcome to the 236th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is jude2. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Emza and Patadyme MacCloud. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Team Groom

Cristina: I have the longest dancing pole imaginable in my house. It runs from the top of my house to the bottom. Anyone interested?

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Random: why did you bother saving him, that surgery looks hard!
Christina: Well because he is McDreamy

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Guy to right: DUUUDDE you ate soooo many peanuts!!!
Christina: Yup you know I did.
I win.
Do I get a t-shirt?!

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Cristina: I''m soooo fucking drunk ... PUSSSAAYYYY!!!!

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cristina : my peanut shell is obviously gona win yours!

Teamdamon4ever

Warning!!!! I screw men like whores on tequila and then I try to marry them.

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Cristina: I'LL WIN!!! I always win.

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cristina: here i go here i go again salt what's my weakness
guys: tequila!!!

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Groom: Wanna see who can down a shot the fastest? Cristina: You're on... and just so you know i'm the reining hot dog eating champ so you better bring it. Groom: Crap

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I made a typo, too. You know where it is. If I win, which I won't however, you can edit it. Wow.

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Cristina: I'm the new stripper, Stacie-Flower quit yesterday.
Man 1: When do you start?
Cristina: When I'm drunk, when my friends have left, or when Burke returns to the show.
Man 2: Fat chance, I'm rooting fr Addison to return to Seattle Grace/Mercy West and stay there for good.
Man 3: Nah-uh, Izzie is guest starring later in the season!
Cristina: Did anybody want to say 'Spoiler Alert'?

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Derek: I wanna be with you forever, and you wanna be with me forever. In order to do that we need to make vows. A commitment. A contract. Give me a piece of paper.
Meredith: I don't! I... I... I don't. I have post its!
Derek: (takes the post its and a pen) Ok. What do we wanna promise each other?
Meredith: That you'll love me... even when you hate me.
Derek: To love each other, even when we hate each other. (writes it down) No running. Ever! (Mer smiles and comes and sits in front of him) Nobody walks out. No matter what happens.
Meredith: No running.
Derek: (writes it down) What else?
Meredith: That we'll take care of each other, even when we're old, and smelly, and senile. And... if I get Alzheimer's and forget you...
Derek: I will remind you who I am, every day. To take care when old, senile, and smelly (writes it down) This is forever. (signs it) Sign.
Meredith: This is our wedding. A post it? (smiles)
Derek: Mhmmm. If you sign it.
Meredith: (signs it, and hands it back. Has tears in her eyes) Now what?
Derek: Now I kiss the bride. (They kiss)
Meredith: (smiling) Married.
Derek: (smiling) Married. (sticks their post it in Mer's locker) You see that? (Mer nods and smiles) Plenty of time.