Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 236

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Welcome to the 236th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is jude2. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to Emza and Patadyme MacCloud. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest!

Team Groom

Cristina: I have the longest dancing pole imaginable in my house. It runs from the top of my house to the bottom. Anyone interested?

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Random: why did you bother saving him, that surgery looks hard!
Christina: Well because he is McDreamy


Guy to right: DUUUDDE you ate soooo many peanuts!!!
Christina: Yup you know I did.
I win.
Do I get a t-shirt?!


Cristina: I''m soooo fucking drunk ... PUSSSAAYYYY!!!!


cristina : my peanut shell is obviously gona win yours!


Warning!!!! I screw men like whores on tequila and then I try to marry them.


Cristina: I'LL WIN!!! I always win.


cristina: here i go here i go again salt what's my weakness
guys: tequila!!!


Groom: Wanna see who can down a shot the fastest? Cristina: You're on... and just so you know i'm the reining hot dog eating champ so you better bring it. Groom: Crap


I made a typo, too. You know where it is. If I win, which I won't however, you can edit it. Wow.


Cristina: I'm the new stripper, Stacie-Flower quit yesterday.
Man 1: When do you start?
Cristina: When I'm drunk, when my friends have left, or when Burke returns to the show.
Man 2: Fat chance, I'm rooting fr Addison to return to Seattle Grace/Mercy West and stay there for good.
Man 3: Nah-uh, Izzie is guest starring later in the season!
Cristina: Did anybody want to say 'Spoiler Alert'?

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.


Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.