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Owen: And when you're done I can wash your hair again...
Cristina: Okay seriously, I'm so drunk that I don't even care that I've got my face on a toilet and I still know that that's creepy...
Cristina: This game is hard.
Owen: I told you to wear your scrub cap when we play Bob-For-Apples.
*5 mins earlier* Owen "My moms coming to live with us"
cristina: i blame the estrogen.
cristina: i'm not talking to you, i'm talking to... mc... mcpotty.
Owen: (thinking) I know that Arizona and Callie hit it off in a bathroom but this is definitely not turning me on.
Cristina:I think it was raining men at the bar.
Owen: That could just be the vomit from the man that threw up on you.
Cristina: No. It was raining men
owen: are u pregnant?
christina: no. why?
owen: cuz meredith called and said that she can't deal with the extra months of bitchiness again.
christina: no, im not pregnant. promise.
owen: good...so what did she mean when she said again?
*awkward long silence*
Cristina: Damn it Owen! I'm trying to drive the white porcelain bus!
Owen: You are too drunk to drive anything right now.
So...Do you still think being a stripper is more fun than being a doctor?
oooh my gosh. the one about mission One Tree Hill had my ROLLING on the floor!!! hilarious!
Cristina: (sobbing) how- how- HOW- did the Chief find out I quit to avoid the musical episode? ?!
Owen: That's the last time you're working at the bar.
Cristina: Damn it! I got the Smith bachelor party coming in tomorrow.
Cristina (sobbing) "My hair will never be as perfect as McDreamy's!"
Cristina: Owen, stop washing the toilet with my hair!
Owen: Cristina this isn't going to be our new bed, no matter how much you try to persuade me
AMENDED ENTRY Cristina: My new career as an interior decorator sucks. My choices for this bathroom are making me sick
Cristina: My new career as an interior decorating sucks. My choices for this bathroom are making me sick
Hold my hand, this can still be romantic!
Owen: Hold my hand, this can still be romantic!
Christina: Were you watching Cougar Town again?
rest ur head and drink up youll feel better
Owen: "You sure you don't want some hair of the dog,honey?"
Owen: "Aren't you supposed to be lying on the cold floor?"
Christina: "No, that's Izzie's thing. My and Meredith's thing is puking in the toilet..."
NOW THats TRUE LOVE WHEN A MANS WILL TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK!
Owen- Are you pregnant?
Christina- No i am just sick of being married to you.
Owen- oh, sorry
Cristina: I don't hear a heartbeat Owen! It's dead!
Owen: What was in your drink?
Cristina: What's in that one Owen?