Cristina:I think it was raining men at the bar.
Owen: That could just be the vomit from the man that threw up on you.
Cristina: No. It was raining men
ShortizzLovesGrey's
November 29th, 2010 3:48 PM
owen: are u pregnant?
christina: no. why?
owen: cuz meredith called and said that she can't deal with the extra months of bitchiness again.
christina: no, im not pregnant. promise.
owen: good...so what did she mean when she said again?
*awkward long silence*
Jen
November 29th, 2010 2:35 PM
Cristina: Damn it Owen! I'm trying to drive the white porcelain bus!
Owen: You are too drunk to drive anything right now.
stephannie g Rank: New User
November 29th, 2010 10:29 AM
So...Do you still think being a stripper is more fun than being a doctor?
cconklin
November 29th, 2010 9:00 AM
oooh my gosh. the one about mission One Tree Hill had my ROLLING on the floor!!! hilarious!
daphne
November 29th, 2010 8:45 AM
Cristina: (sobbing) how- how- HOW- did the Chief find out I quit to avoid the musical episode? ?!
Jen
November 29th, 2010 8:38 AM
Owen: That's the last time you're working at the bar.
Cristina: Damn it! I got the Smith bachelor party coming in tomorrow.
marriedmymcdreamy Rank: Regular Character
November 29th, 2010 8:35 AM
Cristina (sobbing) "My hair will never be as perfect as McDreamy's!"
Liz
November 29th, 2010 7:28 AM
Cristina: Owen, stop washing the toilet with my hair!
fifi2nd
November 29th, 2010 6:21 AM
Owen: Cristina this isn't going to be our new bed, no matter how much you try to persuade me
fifi
November 29th, 2010 6:00 AM
AMENDED ENTRY Cristina: My new career as an interior decorator sucks. My choices for this bathroom are making me sick
fifi
November 29th, 2010 5:53 AM
Cristina: My new career as an interior decorating sucks. My choices for this bathroom are making me sick
Aurora
November 29th, 2010 3:19 AM
Hold my hand, this can still be romantic!
Aurora
November 29th, 2010 3:19 AM
Owen: Hold my hand, this can still be romantic! Christina: Were you watching Cougar Town again?
Tracy Smith Rank: New User
November 29th, 2010 1:51 AM
rest ur head and drink up youll feel better
McDreamy's Susan
November 29th, 2010 1:31 AM
Owen: "You sure you don't want some hair of the dog,honey?"
McDreamy's Susan
November 29th, 2010 1:30 AM
Owen: "Aren't you supposed to be lying on the cold floor?"
Christina: "No, that's Izzie's thing. My and Meredith's thing is puking in the toilet..."
lisa nickelson
November 28th, 2010 11:44 PM
NOW THats TRUE LOVE WHEN A MANS WILL TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK!
deisy
November 28th, 2010 10:31 PM
Owen- Are you pregnant?
Christina- No i am just sick of being married to you.
Owen- oh, sorry
me
November 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Cristina: I don't hear a heartbeat Owen! It's dead!
November 30th, 2010 8:35 AM
Owen: And when you're done I can wash your hair again...
Cristina: Okay seriously, I'm so drunk that I don't even care that I've got my face on a toilet and I still know that that's creepy...
November 30th, 2010 7:47 AM
Cristina: This game is hard.
Owen: I told you to wear your scrub cap when we play Bob-For-Apples.
Rank: Guest Star
November 30th, 2010 5:27 AM
*5 mins earlier* Owen "My moms coming to live with us"
November 29th, 2010 11:47 PM
cristina: i blame the estrogen.
owen: what?
cristina: i'm not talking to you, i'm talking to... mc... mcpotty.
owen: seriously?
November 29th, 2010 7:58 PM
Owen: (thinking) I know that Arizona and Callie hit it off in a bathroom but this is definitely not turning me on.
Rank: Guest Star
November 29th, 2010 5:23 PM
Cristina:I think it was raining men at the bar.
Owen: That could just be the vomit from the man that threw up on you.
Cristina: No. It was raining men
November 29th, 2010 3:48 PM
owen: are u pregnant?
christina: no. why?
owen: cuz meredith called and said that she can't deal with the extra months of bitchiness again.
christina: no, im not pregnant. promise.
owen: good...so what did she mean when she said again?
*awkward long silence*
November 29th, 2010 2:35 PM
Cristina: Damn it Owen! I'm trying to drive the white porcelain bus!
Owen: You are too drunk to drive anything right now.
Rank: New User
November 29th, 2010 10:29 AM
So...Do you still think being a stripper is more fun than being a doctor?
November 29th, 2010 9:00 AM
oooh my gosh. the one about mission One Tree Hill had my ROLLING on the floor!!! hilarious!
November 29th, 2010 8:45 AM
Cristina: (sobbing) how- how- HOW- did the Chief find out I quit to avoid the musical episode? ?!
November 29th, 2010 8:38 AM
Owen: That's the last time you're working at the bar.
Cristina: Damn it! I got the Smith bachelor party coming in tomorrow.
Rank: Regular Character
November 29th, 2010 8:35 AM
Cristina (sobbing) "My hair will never be as perfect as McDreamy's!"
November 29th, 2010 7:28 AM
Cristina: Owen, stop washing the toilet with my hair!
November 29th, 2010 6:21 AM
Owen: Cristina this isn't going to be our new bed, no matter how much you try to persuade me
November 29th, 2010 6:00 AM
AMENDED ENTRY Cristina: My new career as an interior decorator sucks. My choices for this bathroom are making me sick
November 29th, 2010 5:53 AM
Cristina: My new career as an interior decorating sucks. My choices for this bathroom are making me sick
November 29th, 2010 3:19 AM
Hold my hand, this can still be romantic!
November 29th, 2010 3:19 AM
Owen: Hold my hand, this can still be romantic!
Christina: Were you watching Cougar Town again?
Rank: New User
November 29th, 2010 1:51 AM
rest ur head and drink up youll feel better
November 29th, 2010 1:31 AM
Owen: "You sure you don't want some hair of the dog,honey?"
November 29th, 2010 1:30 AM
Owen: "Aren't you supposed to be lying on the cold floor?"
Christina: "No, that's Izzie's thing. My and Meredith's thing is puking in the toilet..."
November 28th, 2010 11:44 PM
NOW THats TRUE LOVE WHEN A MANS WILL TO HOLD YOUR HAIR BACK!
November 28th, 2010 10:31 PM
Owen- Are you pregnant?
Christina- No i am just sick of being married to you.
Owen- oh, sorry
November 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Cristina: I don't hear a heartbeat Owen! It's dead!
Owen: What was in your drink?
Cristina: What's in that one Owen?