Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 237 > Comments Page 5
Christina:(crying)I missed One Tree Hill!!!
Christina: I want to die...
Owen: what a coincidence: I want to kill you!
Owen: See that cristina?! That's your career flushing down the toilet!
Owen: I realise you want to lay on the bathroomfloor, but I really need to brush my teeth so can you move over to the toilet please?
Owen: Let me see your neck . I like your hair up, it's sexy
Cristina: Not now Owen! I need to puke
Owen: Now if you were still a resident you could be doing this at the hospital, and I could get you a banana bag to sober you up
Owen: If I had known you suffered from sea sickness, I would never have sent you fishing with Shepherd
Critina: It was a lake. I'm not seasick. I'm hung over.
Cristina: "I can't have twins. I can't take them with me to Joe's. I am a wrack."
Owen: What were you doing?
Cristina: I was trying to get my career back...
Cristin: Oh, please, please don't tell me I'm pregnant again!
Owen: We should see it as a blessing considering you only have one fallopian tube left.
Cristina: I said I wanted marriage, not kids!
Owen "I know I said modern decor, but this toilet pillow is taking things a little too far!"
Cristina: Seriously dude, next time you eat that much garlic, brush your teeth before you try to suck my face off!
Christina: Is there puke in my hair?
Owen: Yes. But this gives me a reason to wash your hair again!!!
Choking back some McVomit
Owen: C'MON GET YOU HEAD IN THE BOWL!!
Christina:PLEASE NO MORE SWIRLIES!
Christian: Oh my gosh!I should have got wasted after Burke left me
and puke my guts out.
Owen: Burke! Burke! Preston Burke! The Bruke that WON the Harper Avery.
Christian: Tell me about it. (Blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Owen: You cant flush yourself in the toilet Cristina!
Owen: It's okay Im right here
Cristina: Ugh... I hate being pukey.. and we haven't had sex in about a month. We used a condom right?
Owen: Common, Christina I know you are going to miss it -
Christina: I can't believe you want to buy another toilet! Oh, toilet I'm going to miss you so so much
Owen: Now get in there and find your mojo! I know I saw it down there somewhere...
OWEN: SERIOUSLY, YOU REALLY NEED TO CUT...
CHRISTINA: SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU GET ME IN ON YOUR NEXT SURGERY....
Owen: These are the effects of hanging out with Shepherd. Told you, he definitely can't cook!
Owen: I told you this would happen if you ate those chimichangas from the gas 'n' go.
Cristina: Shut up
Owen: are you ok?
Owen: took too many shots?
Cristina: no! too many peanuts!