The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 33

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Welcome to the 33rd edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go to Ava, morganaoglesby and Mrs. Salvatore. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!


Jeremy: No way. I've banged Vicky and Anna and you're astonished by my maturity because of a driver's license.

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Bonnie: OMG What Is That Smell And Why Do I Feel Weak And Dizzy All Of A Sudden???
Jeremy: What Smell??
Bonnie: I Think It Smells Like....GARLIC Marinated Garlic!!
Jeremy: What So Bad About Garlic
Bonnie: Idiot Garlic Makes Vampires Weak
Jeremy: Well I Did Just Eat A Handful Of Artichoke Balls..I Even Let Damon Have Some
Bonnie: Good Going Gilbert Look Something's Happening To Damon..FIND Stefen!!!!!!!!!!


Jeremy: I Can't Believe I Never Noticed How Mysteriously Intriguing Bonnie Really Is...Why Would I Have Chosen A Dangerous Murdering Vampire...When I Could've Had An Honest Alluring Do Gooder Like Bonnie??? Bonnie: I Can't Believe That I Am Actually At A Masquerade With Jeremy While Elena Is Home Alone Watching Movies...Clueless As To What Might Happen Between Us. He Looks So Gorgeous Tonight. Omg There's Elena. Shit So Much For Letting Jeremy Stir My Witches Brew!!


Bonnie : Jeremy, if you dont quit staring at me I will blow your brains out to redecorate these horribly painted walls.
Jeremy: very funny bitch!
Jeremy...witch witch,,,I said witch!


Bonnie: Yes Jeremy, just because you have a magic ring doesn't mean you're included in our magical creature circle.
And no, you are not a ghost.


Jeremy: What do you mean you're not Megan Fox!?


Jeremy:Bonnie did you just hear that ABC cancel Eastwick. Jeremy:Bonnie what are you doing. Bonnie:Quite I'm putting a spell on those bitches,bring back EASTWICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bonnie : I told you jeremy , we have to keep wearing these masks , after the bad caption we put up last week .


Jeremy (in the wrestling ring) : Tag me in , tag me in !


Bonnie : How dare she ? Caroline is wearing the same mask as i am !


Bonnie : who WAS that masked man ?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.