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Jeremy: What do you mean I don't look like Chuck Bass?
Jeremy: You're kidding me. This is the big idea the producers had to bump up the ratings? Us to become a couple? Oh my god, are you serious?
Jeremy : Bonnie, I like you but, seriously, jaguar dress?
Bonnie: Oh my gosh, why is Jenny Humphrey here?
Jeremy: You don't remember? Blair Waldorf banned her from the freaking city.
Jeremy: Bonnie I'm still mad at you for wearing the dress that I wanted to
Jeremy: Damn she's a sexy witch, a sexy witch, damn she's a sexy witch. Damn, girl!
Jeremy:Bonnie can i ask you something?
Bonnie: Sure what?
Jeremy: Would it be weird if I asked you out?
Jeremy: Your hot
Bonnie: Well its really nice of you but I like damon that smoking hot body and awsome hair and beautiful face
Jeremy: SERIOUSLY DAMON!!! THAT JERK HE TRIED TO KILL ME AND HE LOVES ELENA SO YOU WOULD RATHER DATE A KILLING LOVING-PHYSCO - MANIAC INSTEAD OF WITH ME
BONNIE: AND YOU CALL HIMA MANIA
jeremy:oh my god!.., I'm in love with Matt!!!..,
Jeremy: When, you look at me, Bonnie, who do you see?
Bonnie: Dunanunanunanuna... BATMAN!
Bonnie: That bitch is wearing the same dress as me!!!!
Jeremy: What shall we do??? I propose lets stake her.
Jeremy: Bonnie, it's not Halloween. Get out of that bird costume.
lol yours is funny
Jeremy: No way. I've banged Vicky & Anna and you're astonished by my maturity because of a driving licence.
Bonnie: Oh my god, I just had a vision.
Jeremy: You can see out of that mask?
I know I'm young, but HONESTLY, he's still in diapers!
Seriously? Seriously? That mask with that dress? All that power and you could not have found one mask that actually matched your dress?
Beeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeeep, beeeeeeeeep!
Jeremy: What's that noise?
Bonnie: Sorry, Damon makes my lady parts beep.
Jeremy: Who are you? Its hard to tell under that mask.
Jeremy: look in her eyes, look in her eyes... crap I looked to her boobs. AGAIN!
Bonnie thinking: oops I just farted, hope no one heard that
Jeremy: IEWH, what's that smell
Jeremy:Oh My God its Oprah!
Jeremy: Uh... Bonnie ... you have something on your face.
Bonnie - Damon looks really hot tonight...
Jeremy - Cray-Witch-Chick-Say-What??!?!?
No way! These masks are from the last Katerina Graham music video?
Bonnie: Great, I finally get a potential love interest and I get stuck with him.
Jeremy: Excuse me!