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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 33

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Welcome to the 33rd edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go to Ava, morganaoglesby and Mrs. Salvatore. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Bonnie/Jer

Jeremy: No way. I've banged Vicky and Anna and you're astonished by my maturity because of a driver's license.

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BONNIE: OHMYGOD! JEREMY: I KNOW ITS NASTY!!!!! BONNIE: CAN YOU SEE THE WAY THEY ARE TORTURING HER? JEREMY: Oh ....OHH!! ...Uhmm so you didn't see the ugly witch in a bird mask? BONNIE: That sounds ugly where is she!!! JEREMY: Uhm hdhsdghsghgfdfskjsjdisd........bye.

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JEREMY- Well snap my neck and call me a Gilbert, Bonnie's a babe!
BONNIE- *thinking* Thank god there is only 20 minutes of this episode left..."

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Jeremy: You mean you're not Catwoman?!
Bonnie: No Robin, I'm not.

Xoxolostgirl

Jeremy: Bonnie look im not that little kid anymore, and i really like you Bonnie: okay we dont have enough time, is the toilet a good place? well only have 5 minutes b4 they look for us. is 5 minutes long enough?

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jeremy:i wish u would wear that mask forever so that i dont have to see ur face!!!!

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Dear diary
I saw him again today and its killing me I whish I could tell him but every time I see him he's drooling over elena . I must destroy them . No I can't she my best friend . But he's so hot . Ill decide in the morning cuase jeremys staring wonder if he knows ? Nah probly not he's slow on the uptake it took him 15 episodes to figure out vamps were her . Yeah my secrets safe .

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Bonnie:Oh my gosh,I know what Damon tattoo means, 9.22.10,the day he killed Nikki. Jeremy:Bonnie,I know you love Pretty Little Liars but please get over it.

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Jeremy:Oh my gosh whats that smell.
Bonnie(Thinking):Oh shit,I just shitted on my undies!

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Bonnie: *Breaks out into song* " MASQURADE! PAPER FACES ON PARADE, MASQURADE, HIDE YOUR FACE SO THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND YOU!"
Jeremy: "Whoa Bonnie, don't go all 'Phantom of the Opera' on me. I mean, c'mmon! That's all I ask of you!"

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B: dammit! I forgot to put on underwear

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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