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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 33

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Welcome to the 33rd edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go to Ava, morganaoglesby and Mrs. Salvatore. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

Bonnie/Jer

Jeremy: No way. I've banged Vicky and Anna and you're astonished by my maturity because of a driver's license.

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B: dammit, I forgot underwear

Whipped-by-damon

J: I think you're sassy
B: I know that I am

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Jeremy: well Bonnie I know you're Elena's best friend and everything. But I can't help the way I feel about you. This may be pointless to say but I love you.
Bonnie: (distracted in the distance) oh hey Jeremy, did you say something?

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Jeremy: Ahh you got a little somethin on your face.

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Jeremy to Bonnie: "What are you looking at? It's a Masquerade Ball. She is supposed to have a mask on.

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Jermey " WOW maybe i have a chance with an older woman"
Bonnie " F##k off Jermey"
Jermey thinking 'wow she has boobs'

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Bonnie: "Did you hear that? It sounded like someone saying, 'Finally Bonnie is going to get some.' "

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Bonnie: One time with Caroline at cheerleading camp
Jeremy: What?!?!

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Bonnie: Yikessss..... Jeremy:(sniff, sniff) Ugh was that you??

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Bonnie: So, have you ever saw that movie "Sleepwalkers"? Jeremy: Please don't tell me your about to turn into a giant furless alien cat and go crazy up in here.....Bonnie?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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