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Bonnie: I just felt the weirdest draft...
Jeremy: wait..Nelly's coming after me?!
Bonnie: I don't know..he keeps talking about this dream!
Bonnie: Ugh. Look at her. She gets to play two characters- probably more- and kiss every guy on the show.
Jeremy: e-EVERY guy?!?
Bonnie: I can't believe you just asked me that...
jeremy: omg did you just fart?
bonnie: (thinking) damn... i really thought that wasn´t a smelly one!
Jeremy: I need to walk away very slowly...
Jeremy: Oh no she didn't!
Jeremy -- Wait! Did you say witch? With a "w"? Because that's not what everyone else has been saying about you.
Jeremy(thinking): with my luck, she'll be dead by the end of the season...
Jeremy: *Scoffs* How dare you have a nicer mask than mine!
jeremy: Wait...why do I have to be scrappy-doo in our scooby gang??
Jeremy: "I just noticed how hot you are now that I can't see your bloody nose anymore..."
Bonnie to J-Man: I am Batman...because I am the oldest...that and I can give you a singlle anuyersum...and you'd be dead before you hit the floor...are we clear, Boy Wonder!?!?
Jeremy: Shut up! Are you really going to summon Godzilla and force her to make a pizza for us, Bonnie? You're the witch I'm falling for.
jeremy: what?.., i'm falling for bonnie?..,
Bonnie: Oh, and Jeremy? I know that your suit is an Armani knock off
Jeremy (stuttering): Armani...? Knock off? Wh-what are you talking about Bonnie?
jeremy--Bonnie what's wrong?
bonnie--I THINK ITS TOM CRUISE UNDER THE MASK!!!!!!!!
Jeremy: Kati and Iz told me to find u by midnight!
Bonnie: But im NOT Blair!!
Jeremy: Well hello there.
Bonnie: dammit, my spell didn't work!
Jeremy: what do you mean it didn't work? and what is that smell?
Bonnie: *humiliated* uh, yeah, i kind of crapped in my panties instead.
Jeremy: Huh? No. How can a mask make you look fat?