The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 34

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For this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, readers have fun coming up with what concoction Stefan was drinking.

He's a vampire, after all. No way could it be tea.

Many of the entries made us laugh, but "Michelle" has been chosen as the winner (submission below). Thanks so much to all who participated and remember to do so every week!


Ahhh, nothing better then a nice steaming cup of bunny in the morning.

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Stephan: (thinking in his head) Oh my look how hot I am... (Saying out loud) I'm sorry what did you say? Letting my thoughts run away with me again!


bloody tea!...pun intended.


Stefan: Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve...


Stefan: Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since he was 12


Stefan: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you... *The Graduate reference*


Stefan thinking: "Whether I'm wearing a big man ring or holding a mini coffee cup, I just can't stop looking good."


Tea? That's so gay... How about a nice cup of Joe, the new bartender?


Well, this lamp is looking very pretty! See I can get other dates!


"Mmm, a shot of blood with my tea, now that would make it go a long way..." - Stephan


Stefan: Maybe if I show my fun side people will go from Delena to Stelena. Why do Damon always win over the girls. What could be so attractive about a twenty something year old making out every once in a while.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.