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Stephan: (thinking in his head) Oh my look how hot I am... (Saying out loud) I'm sorry what did you say? Letting my thoughts run away with me again!
bloody tea!...pun intended.
Stefan: Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve...
Stefan: Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since he was 12
Stefan: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you...
*The Graduate reference*
Stefan thinking: "Whether I'm wearing a big man ring or holding a mini coffee cup, I just can't stop looking good."
Tea? That's so gay... How about a nice cup of Joe, the new bartender?
Well, this lamp is looking very pretty! See I can get other dates!
"Mmm, a shot of blood with my tea, now that would make it go a long way..." - Stephan
Stefan: Maybe if I show my fun side people will go from Delena to Stelena. Why do Damon always win over the girls. What could be so attractive about a twenty something year old making out every once in a while.
Stephan: Hmmnn...Where is the mute button on Caroline?
Caroline: Sorry to drag you here, but if I don't eat, I get those "killing people" urges...
Stefan (thinking): Oh God, I should have let Damon kill her in the second episode. Mystic Falls wouldn't suffer from famine right now
Caroline: ... Tyler totally has those too, by the way...
Stefan (thinking): Well, right. Better hope you don't turn into a whale at the full moon.
Stefan: Man, I really want a donut.
Im hotter than Damon & Edward right?
Im cool, I drink tea! And I make everything so serious and too be honest, Im really boring.
Stefan:"Are you messing with my forehead?"
I'd love to help you kill Edward Cullen.
Let's be friends.
L O L. You're so crap at duplicity.
mmmmm, Catherine was really hot when we did it in that cave....
brought back all those memories of when we did it back then....
how could i ever tell Elena...maybe she will get together with Damon....that would be okay....
Wow, i can't believe I really lost her to Damon....
Director:... And CUT!
Stephan: Wait.... wait, you were filming this? I thought we were on break!
"Yes, I've recently been promoted to Captain Forehead, vampire rank. Angel just retired. It's a great honor - I hear they passed up Edward Cullen on account of my better brooding skills in the field."
Sexy Beast Award 2011: in the bag.
Stefan: staring at Caroline's boobs
Caroline: blah blah blah
Stefan: still staring at Caroline's boobs and nodding like I'm listening
Caroline: ...are you staring at my boobs?
Stefan: Huh ?
Caroline:Dude you really have to get laid
caroline really is a sexy vamp! can't stop looking at her!
Lets see, Cool hair that doesn't look like i spend three hours to do CHECK... cool clothes CHECK, Hot ass girl friend CHECK... so what does Edward have that I dont? ( takes zip of tea...) OH MAN REAL VAMPIRES DONT DRINK TEA... WHERE DO I GET ME SOME GLITTER!
Stephon: Damb it ... i was this was blood and not tea.... WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE DRINKS TEA? I BET EDWARD DOSENT DRINK TEA ...