The Vampire Diaries

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  1. Jeanann

    Stephan: (thinking in his head) Oh my look how hot I am... (Saying out loud) I'm sorry what did you say? Letting my thoughts run away with me again!

  2. lu

    bloody tea!...pun intended.

  3. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve...

  4. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since he was 12

  5. TVD_Lover

    Stefan: Benjamin, I am not trying to seduce you...


    *The Graduate reference*

  6. Lena

    Stefan thinking: "Whether I'm wearing a big man ring or holding a mini coffee cup, I just can't stop looking good."

  7. Francie

    Tea? That's so gay... How about a nice cup of Joe, the new bartender?

  8. Molly

    Well, this lamp is looking very pretty! See I can get other dates!

  9. FurryPad

    "Mmm, a shot of blood with my tea, now that would make it go a long way..." - Stephan

  10. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: Maybe if I show my fun side people will go from Delena to Stelena. Why do Damon always win over the girls. What could be so attractive about a twenty something year old making out every once in a while.

  11. Laura

    Stephan: Hmmnn...Where is the mute button on Caroline?

  12. Sidewinder
    Rank: Guest Star

    Caroline: Sorry to drag you here, but if I don't eat, I get those "killing people" urges...
    Stefan (thinking): Oh God, I should have let Damon kill her in the second episode. Mystic Falls wouldn't suffer from famine right now
    Caroline: ... Tyler totally has those too, by the way...
    Stefan (thinking): Well, right. Better hope you don't turn into a whale at the full moon.

  13. Krista

    Stefan: Man, I really want a donut.

  14. Lottie Salvatore ;)

    Im hotter than Damon & Edward right?
    Im cool, I drink tea! And I make everything so serious and too be honest, Im really boring.

  15. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Stefan:"Are you messing with my forehead?"

  16. Fiona

    I'd love to help you kill Edward Cullen.

    Let's be friends.

    L O L. You're so crap at duplicity.

  17. terri

    mmmmm, Catherine was really hot when we did it in that cave....
    brought back all those memories of when we did it back then....
    how could i ever tell Elena...maybe she will get together with Damon....that would be okay....

  18. terri

    Wow, i can't believe I really lost her to Damon....

  19. JenniferMunday

    Director:... And CUT!

    Stephan: Wait.... wait, you were filming this? I thought we were on break!

  20. monica

    "Yes, I've recently been promoted to Captain Forehead, vampire rank. Angel just retired. It's a great honor - I hear they passed up Edward Cullen on account of my better brooding skills in the field."

  21. monica

    Sexy Beast Award 2011: in the bag.

  22. Elvan

    Stefan: staring at Caroline's boobs
    Caroline: blah blah blah
    Stefan: still staring at Caroline's boobs and nodding like I'm listening
    Caroline: ...are you staring at my boobs?
    Stefan: Huh ?
    Caroline:Dude you really have to get laid

  23. CrAZychicke

    caroline really is a sexy vamp! can't stop looking at her!

  24. Diane

    Lets see, Cool hair that doesn't look like i spend three hours to do CHECK... cool clothes CHECK, Hot ass girl friend CHECK... so what does Edward have that I dont? ( takes zip of tea...) OH MAN REAL VAMPIRES DONT DRINK TEA... WHERE DO I GET ME SOME GLITTER!

  25. Diane

    Stephon: Damb it ... i was this was blood and not tea.... WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE DRINKS TEA? I BET EDWARD DOSENT DRINK TEA ...


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